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To the Chicago Bears: What the heck happened yesterday?!
To O.: No, thank you, I don't want to meet you for brunch.
To L.: I wish I'd known you were in town. I'm sorry I didn't get to see you.
To...

Dear PT Friends,
I am very thankful for you! Happy Holidays--
Best,
Elyse

Dear O.,

Once bitten, twice shy. That's me. I agreed to go with you based on our conversation from last summer and my promise to try to do better. You criticized me about so many things I don't...

Dear Mayor Karen and PT Friends ...
I have crossed 28,000 posts. Amazing! I just wanted to thank everyone for friendship, laughter, kindness, support, photos of your fur-kids, and especially for...

Dear Novel Coronavirus:

You've been around, messing with us for a year now. Beat it already. I want to go up to the Wisconsin State Fair this summer and do a few other fun things as well.
...

Nope. I just heard on the news that the play-offs will be in Texas and/or California this year.

Dear Chicago Bears: I would like very much to see Nick Foles get the start this coming Sunday. Much was made of his signing; let's see what he's capable of.

Dear Chicago Cubs: You are my team,...

Dear Baseball,
Wouldn't it be ironic (and mean) to have the Cubs and the White Sox playing in the World Series with no fans in the stands. Please lose the recorded crowd noise- it sounds "fake"...

Dear O.,
I'm not willing to discuss my weight management or other health issues with you. I'm not interested in having you teach me how to grocery shop or cook - I already know how to do those...

Dear Novel Coronavirus:

I am sick of you messing with my life. I want to go to a restaurant or be able to grocery shop without having to race through the store in a tearing hurry. I'd really...

Dear O.,

You texted to ask if I wanted to meet you for breakfast. You already chewed me out for being slow to respond to your texts and I promised to try to do better. I replied with what I...

Dear friends up in west Michigan, yes, I would like very much to go to the tulip festival up in Holland next year! And to go to the beach! And maybe even take a drive up to see the Grand Hotel!...

Dear P.,

The article you posted scared the living daylights out of me. It's borderline hate speech. You maintain that you are right and everyone else is wrong. Yet you continue to avoid and...

Dear Mother Nature: Enough with the hurricanes already. First Texas, now the Caribbean islands and Florida. Knock it off.

Dear B.,
You missed Nurses' Week and I am hurt. I expected a card. Shame on me for failing to lower my expectations based on my past experiences. And no, I'm not interested in why the guy you're...

Dear C, getting rid of the van without a plan to replace it is causing a problem. Please take care of it.

Dear C., I understand we're going to see you for Mother's Day. I have two things to say...

Dear C, I was advised to show sympathy but civility is about all I can muster towards you right now. The "new you" is kind of hard to adjust to.

Dear C, I heard you couldn't get financing. What are you going to do now? Stop taking advantage of you know who.

Still angry,
me

Dear C, I heard you're car shopping. Couldn't take having someone else's Lexus parked in front of your house, huh?

Angrily,
elyse

Dear ILoveMyAbbyGirl,

Best of luck with stopping! Hang in there! :D

--elyse


Dear two new neighbors with dogs,
Welcome to the building! Carter, the happy jumpy hound, you are so cute...