Here's a groaner for fall: What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash. :rolleyes:
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Here's a groaner for fall: What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash. :rolleyes:
Q: How do leaves travel from one town to town?
A: With autumn-mobiles. :rolleyes:
Now that it is November, here's a Thanksgiving joke...
Q What did the pilgrims on Mayflower play when they were bored?
A: Cards – because they always have a deck. :rolleyes:
What will you get when a racing pigeon mates with a parrot?
A racing pigeon that cannot get lost because it can always ask for directions ;):cool:
Q: What did one cat say to the other on Valentine's Day?
A: You're purr-fect! :love:
"Coffee has a really hard time at our house. It gets mugged every morning." -- unknown
From my co-worker who writes "dad jokes" on her white board...
Q: How do you keep a bull from charging?
A: Take away his credit card. :rolleyes:
What type of hotel rooms do chocolate Easter bunnies reserve?
Sweets.
Q: How do you recognize a dogwood tree?
A: By its bark. :rolleyes: