My sister made this one up:A clean dirty car.:D
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My sister made this one up:A clean dirty car.:D
My sister made this one up:A clean dirty car.:D
Oops sorry!:p
It was the title of a show I noticed while "surfing" - reminded me of this thread:
Joan Rivers Beauty
GAK
From a clothing catalog:
New Vintage Fashions!
Huh???:confused:
LOL LOL ;) That is almost exactly what I was thinking! Now, then...put on your plastic glasses and read the software documentation. I agree, it can be pretty ugly, but hey...I'm legally drunk right now! :rolleyes: :pQuote:
Originally posted by tomkatzid
Rap Music
act naturally :eek:
Pet Cat
(As mine tells me what to do next:D )
genuine reproduction!
Holy War
Calm child.
You need a hug, Dukedogsmom! ((((((((hugs)))))))))Quote:
For me, happily married
These aren't actual oxymorons, just some funny signs.
Message on a leaflet:
If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons.
Sign in a London department store:
Bargain basement upstairs.
Outside a disco:
Smarts is the most exclusive disco in town. Everyone welcome.
Sign outside a new town hall which was to be opened by the Prince of Wales:
The town hall is closed until opening. It will remain closed after being opened.
Open tomorrow.
Spotted in a safari park:
Elephants please stay in your car .
Notice in a dry cleaner's window:
Anyone leaving their garments here for More than 30 days will be disposed of.
Sign in a Laundromat:
Automatic washing machines, please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.
In an office:
Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken.
Spotted in a toilet in a London office block:
Toilet out of order. Please use floor below.
With apologies to everyone who likes this stuff, including Jen's cats.
Velveeta Cheese
Here's one more... Fox News.