Here's a funny for yous

A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park.

As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway.

The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home.

Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!

He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.

Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?"

"Yes," the wife answers, "why do you ask?"

Frustrated, the man answered, "Put that son of a ***** on the phone, I'm lost! and need directions!"

HAHA LOL that's a good one! :D

HAHAHA good one :)

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Like it!

:D That was a good one.. That will teach that man to try to dump a cat!!

:D hahaha

LOL!!! Now that is the funnnest joke I have heard in a long time!!!!

Willlie :D

LOL that's a good one! :D

I hope the cat doesn't tell him how to get home. :D Sweet revenge. :D

Lol! :d

Lmao! :d

"sorry mom, I got ride of your husband, he was annoying so I droped him off at the side of the road and left him there, maybe the humane shelter will pick him up if he's lucky"

~signed~
the Cat

LOL!!!:D Revenge is better served CHILLED!:D :p