~*~ Joke Thread ~*~

Here goes nothin...

Barnyard Poem

The sky was dark
The moon was high
We were alone
Just she and I
Her hair was brown
Her eyes were too
I knew just what
She wanted to do
So with my courage
I did my best
And placed my hand
Upon her breast
I trembled and shook
And felt her heart
Slowly she spread
Her legs apart
I knew she was ready
But I didn't know how
It was my first try
At milking a cow.

:) I thought it was funny...

I've read that before. I was like, "Oh no!" then I was like, "Oh,. I get it" :p

Hehe, that got me. I was like "Oh God...wait...OHHH!":D