OK, on the count of three everyone... one ~ two ~ three ~ *GROAN* :D
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OK, on the count of three everyone... one ~ two ~ three ~ *GROAN* :D
LOL, blame Richard, he was the one asking for jokes :D
Groan (very loud)
Howls of derisive laughter, Bruce!
:D
YO BARKEEP!!!! *slaps hand down on bar* Gimme a double Absolut on the rocks! *mumbles, holding head in hands* Cats here, cats there, cats EVERYWHERE!!! What was this jerkwad thinking??? :eek: Oh! Sorry, I was talking to myself. *writes in "to do" list* Sunday, bring cat carriers, bullet proof vest, pepper spray.
*shakes head* I dunno.
WHOA! Mario quick!! Slide this drink down the bar towards Donna but be careful :eek: I think I go to the back and make up some onion rings - lemme know when the coast is clear ;) Want a bankie Donna?? Look at all the nice wood David brought in ;)
Did I hear ONION RINGS!!!! :D
I'd love some!!!! and some hot soup. It's cold here today. They say it may warm up to 40, if we are lucky. So far, doesn't look like our luck is holding out!
It was 20 this morning with a wind chill of 11. I hate wind chills! :D
Mario, have you started your letter to Santa yet? :)
Donna is there a thread we should read?
Onion rings and a Dirty Girl Scout sound good. It went from 60 to about 30 deg F in 24 hours here!
Love the joke. I've never heard that one before!
Hi everyone,
I have to do this quickly...I am on a deadline.
Corinna,
A HBR with a DLC chaser
DONE!
LH,
Pot pie? I am in!
A DGS
DONE!
Tray....
HI, A DGS for you and Mario gets anything he wants!
DONE!
K,
Thanks for the soup! Hope you do feel better, I know that feeling.
Laurie.
No need to make a decision, One for each hand....
DONE?
K9...
What is the matter with GUY JOKES???
I loved it..ignore the peanut gallery!
DONE?
MM,
A tall absolut OTR.....
Cats???? EVERYWHERE?
DONE
MOFF,
Onion rings and Soup...4 CNTS too?
DONE?
Smokey,
A DGS and some Onion rings!
DONE!
David,
Yep I think we all need a picture.
Thanks!
Oh yeah!!
http://petoftheday.com/talk/showthread.php?t=93921
*blubbers into drink* BARKEEP, I'll take another.
This is the only place I can get drunk and still stay sober. :rolleyes:
:eek: :eek: :eek: Tell me why I'm not surprised you are doing this Donna... you are a true gem ~ you may feel a bit rough on the outside but your heart of gold shines through :cool: Whatever you're eating or drinking is on me this week.
Donna, Anything you want in the bar this weekend is on the house. Good job helping those cats. (Not that this bar costs anything anyway, But)
Anyone for some nice fresh brownies? (They're still hot)
another DGS for me, and I'll go out and help David with the firewood.
Fresh from the oven brownies!! OH MY! Shall I whip up some cream? Or should we put Mario to work at the ice cream maker? I'm sure Lady and Possum would just love to help him with home made ice cream :rolleyes: Thanks with the wood you guys, I just don't bounce as well as I used to :o :p
lolol,
Thank god someone can cook brownies.
I made some on my birthday and was trying like a mad man to break up the clumps on the bottom of the bowl...
Then I realized there were walnuts in the mix! :confused:
You are officially relieved of fire duty.
DONE.
LH,
One dirty GS....lolololol, there is something delightfully smutty about that drink... :eek: :D :o
DONE!
MM,
I guess you can be here in 'spirit' and we are with you in 'spirit'...
Come sit by the fire....
DONE!