Well, last week I decided three of the four in the 4 feline house were too fat, so I bought the green Iams and started the gradual blend. Things were going fine, even tho they did ask me why I was mixing rabbit pellets in with their food. Then Cookie's annual came up, and when she was put on the scale she broke it. No, not really! But she had gained four pounds in the last year and I sheepishly told the vet she had just been put on a diet. But as the good food diminished and the rabbit pellets increased, I heard rumblings of mutiny. Yesterday morning I was woken up by Biggie punching me in the back (for real!!). I rolled over and he growled "Feed me!! And I don't mean rabbit turds!" I headed for the kitchen and was bowled over by four furry bodies rushing in ahead of me hoping the good little x's were fixing to fall into the bowl. But when I saw the bowl full to the brim with pellets, I told them maybe they needed a few glasses of ice cold water, or maybe they could chew some sugarless gum, but the fat-free, high fiber days were here to stay, as long as the four of them together weighed the same as a second-grader!
Then I came home this afternoon and.....BUSTED!!! There was Big, munching on the diet food! Of course, he quickly dropped what he was chomping and whirled away from the bowl, and turned up large, pitiful, hungry, begging eyes to me. Too bad, Tubbo! You've been found out!
