Kitty Limericks

The previous post with cat limericks http://petoftheday.com/talk/showthre...light=limerick,
and the current one with kitty haiku
http://petoftheday.com/talk/showthread.php?t=17289, inspired me. Here goes...

I belong to a precious grey cat
We live in a two-bedroom flat.
She’s in charge of the place
With such feline grace
She runs the show – and that’s that!

Theres a Chubby called Joseph
Of Whiskas Temptations hes possesive
He wolfs them all down
And says with a frown
What happened, Im still hungry?