One in an occasional series.
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Ed D. Katz has agreed to a sit down interview to clear the air on some of the most asked questions about living with a feline!
Ed,
Is your tail an autonomous appendage or do you have control over it?
Ed:
So flipping my tail in your face while you are busy does bother you, eh?
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Ed,
Why do you nip at me while I am giving you a scratch?
Ed:
Because I love you?
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Ed,
Why do you sit and the door and cry sometimes?
Ed:
Because I love you? No stupid, It means I want to go outside and sit in my cage.
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Ed,
At night, Why do you cuddle and then get up and leave after I get comfortable?
Ed :
Because I can!
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Ed,
What are the signs that make a full bladder a comfortable place to nap out?
Ed:
Because I love you?
Like, are these questions for real?
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Ed,
What is the advantage to puking up a hairball on a newly cleaned and mopped floor?
Ed:
I don’t mop, so I don’t care.
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Ed,
What is the meaning of life?
Ed:
You are stupid...think about it....
You try to get someone to feed you, love you and clean up after you...all while sleeping all day long...heh heh heh...This interview is over!
Ah,
Thank you Ed....... :eek: :o