Membur dem poor Klamz...?
Hey :) Ebberbuddie ~
Youze guyz member da Bukit a KLAMZ we got sittin *shivvurin* in der Jug inna fridge??!
Dad sez iffin we duzint find a new howze fur dem purdy soon - der gonna turn REELEE :eek: GREEN!
We had our boarder collie bud, Miz Cali, stayin wiff us last week (her folkz outta towne). Dad wuz playin smatree-@ss an thunk he'd unload da Klamz into her tummie kuz she's alluz hungree...
So he fixziz up a lil kuppa Klam Chowdur inna kitchin an kallz "Hey Cali, cummere - got sumpin fur ya!" We checked an knew whut it wuz; Cali goez flyin inna kitchin an jamz her big schnozz rite inna kup :eek:!
*Ka-SNEEZE-A-ROO*!!
Blew Klam Sauce 'n Gutz ALL Ober da kabinetz!
Dad sez NUTZ! :mad: (well, thass not quite whut he sed :rolleyes: ) and started moppin uppa mess!
Cali runn'd back out inna livin room an started wipin her mouff onna rug! She kept axkin "Whut WUZ that stuff??? Woorser than Ded Phissh!!"
Dad'z wunderin iffin da Horseys, out back atta horsey farm, might like a New Taste wiffa hay? :rolleyes:
Re: Membur dem poor Klamz...?
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Originally posted by Cinder & Smoke
Hey :) Ebberbuddie ~
Dad'z wunderin iffin da Horseys, out back atta horsey farm, might like a New Taste wiffa hay? :rolleyes:
Don't know about dem horseys, C & S, but you might suggest to your dad that dem klams might make good fertilizer for any flowers he might have outside. Might want to dilute it a bit though, wouldn't want klam overkill or anything. ;) :)
Oh, and this is just a suggestion before the bottle turns green and walks out of the refrigerator itself. :eek: I've never used klams as fertilizer before. Can't sayz I've ever even dreamed of buying any klam juice. Not much a fan of clams I am. ;) :)
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Originally posted by Tubby & Peanut's Mom
dem klams might make good fertilizer for any flowers he might have outside. Might want to dilute it a bit though, wouldn't want klam overkill or anything. ;) :)
;) :)
Yeah, but I bet the flowers would NEBBER open:p :p
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Originally posted by gini
Yeah, but I bet the flowers would NEBBER open:p :p
If they did; what in the world would they look like? Sea grass? :eek: :D
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Originally posted by gini
Yeah, but I bet the flowers would NEBBER open
I must be having an over literal night, but considering what usually fertilizes flowers, it seems hard to imagine that clams would faze them... :o :rolleyes: :eek: :o