The kitty duvet...the stuffies...where did those come from - or should I say from whose home did you snatch those???:D;)
Got receipts? :D
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The kitty duvet...the stuffies...where did those come from - or should I say from whose home did you snatch those???:D;)
Got receipts? :D
This is probably one of the funniest threads I have ever read! Those gorgeous cats are feline felons? I can't believe it! Someone must be framing them. The picture with the evidence halfway in and halfway out of the kitty door is hilarious! Looks like they have some nice looking loot!:D
Are the local police referring to them as the Katz Gang? Or could their crimes fall under, "Asian Feline Gang Activity"?
Hi again Ruby and Vinnie,
I just got home from Cat Court and got a look at your most recent post. Luring you in with treats then using a hidden camera? That is most definitely ENTRAPMENT!!!!! The evidence is now clear, you both have a case. Please get in touch with Pinot or me and give us your exact location. Have either of you been questioned by the police? This is important: do NOT discuss this situation with anyone! As your lawyer, all questions are to be referred to me. I'll be in touch.
Your friend,
Groucho the Lawyer
Practice Limited to Kitty Krimes and Aboose
Pinot here - contacts have been made; we'll be joining up with your legal team soon, wait for instructions. The Catmobile is coming!!
Ruby and Vinnie are certainly innocent. And they are definitely beautiful!
They are both so beautiful! How funny that Ruby goes around in the neighborhood stealing all the childrens' toys. :D It must be some detective work finding out who is missing all these toys.
This is so funny! And they are so cute :)
Hi Pinot, Ruby, and Vinnie,
I talked to the local Jaguar dealer yesterday and asked about the Catmobile. I explained we have an emergency situation and might have to leave on a moment's notice. She contacted the very careful Catmobile driver and the on-board vet, they're ready and waiting for our call.
We will be going to Germany to check on our friends Luna and Lily because they just might need our help too.
I convinced Meowmie to order extra fried chicken and crab legs for us. Please check in with me as soon as you can, fellow kitties.
Your friend,
Groucho the Lawyer
Practice Limited to Kitty Krimes and Aboose