Not expressly for Richard, but, he might like them...

[Cataholic]

Bumper Stickers:
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If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
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Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.
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The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
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I Have The Body Of A God - Buddha.
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So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.
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Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
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If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
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Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
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Illiterate? Write For Help.
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Honk If Anything Falls Off.
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Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.
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He Who Hesitates Not Only Is Lost,
But is Miles From The Next Exit.
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I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed
Person.
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You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!
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I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
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Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
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(Seen Upside Down On A Jeep)
If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...
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Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph
Also Are Timed For 70 mph
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Guys: No Shirt, No Service
Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
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If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My
Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
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Ax Me About Ebonics.
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Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel
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Boldly Going Nowhere.
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Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.
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Heart Attacks: God's Revenge For Eating His Animal
Friends
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Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car
Window.
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How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits
He is Lost?
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GROW YOUR OWN DOPE -- PLANT A MAN.
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All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.
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And Lastly:

"POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED TO BE CHANGED, AND
FOR THE SAME REASON

[JenBKR]

LOL Those were great!

[Pawsitive Thinking]

:D :D Roflmfao!!

[wolflady]

*snicker*

[Cinder & Smoke]

Joh, Those were GREAT!! :D

I need to print a few of them up! :p

[Barbara]

I would love to have them as an adhesive on my bumper- I'd change weekly ;)

[lvpets2002]

:) OMG how so true all the sayings & I just love them..

[Suki Wingy]

My favorite is still one I saw on a black mimicooper in the Hummer font in yellow :Hummers Suck

[RICHARD]

I always worry when I see my name in the header of a thread.... :confused: :eek:

I love bumperstickers and plate frames....

I saw one today on a car driven by a man...

Life is too short to dance with ugly men.

Other faves??

Don't laugh, your daughter may be in the back seat.

I am pedaling as fast as I can.

DO NOT WASH, Dirt test underway.

Gretzky shoots! Jesus Saves!

[captain]

"Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway."

OMG - ROTFLMAO!!!!

Loved those!
Thanks so much
Needed to laugh :D

[Cataholic]

I seek only to amuse my friends here!

[RICHARD]

I seek only to amuse my friends here!


365 days in the Land of the Easily Amused! ;)

[moosmom]

Those were great, Johanna!!

I saw one that said, "Ran into my ex. Backed up and ran over him again!!"

[RICHARD]

This one was fun for a while.


Welcome to California- Now go home.

Then someone added this tag line....


And take someone with you! :eek: :confused: