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lv4dogs
01-23-2006, 01:39 PM
((((RING))))
**Pick Up**



"Hello?"

"Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone?"



"No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul "



After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul"


"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now"



Brief Pause



"Uh, okay then, ..this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door, and shout to Mommy that daddy's car just pulled into the driveway"


"Okay Daddy, just a minute"



A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.



"I did it Daddy"



"And what happened honey?" he asked



"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"



"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul ?"



"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool.



But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. he hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead"



***Long Pause***





***Longer Pause**





Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool??"... Is this 555-5731??

.sarah
01-23-2006, 01:45 PM
What does the phone number have to do with anything :confused: :o

Queen of Poop
01-23-2006, 01:48 PM
Phone number indicates that he has perhaps dialed the wrong number.

Too funny. Thanks for the laugh.

lv4dogs
01-23-2006, 01:48 PM
What does the phone number have to do with anything :confused: :o

LOL, thats the joke, he has the wrong phone number.

Laura's Babies
01-23-2006, 02:00 PM
TOOOOOOOOO funny!

Kfamr
01-23-2006, 02:02 PM
Lololol!!! :d

.sarah
01-23-2006, 02:03 PM
LOL, thats the joke, he has the wrong phone number.
AH! Okay ... I get it lol. :o

Roxyluvsme13
01-23-2006, 02:19 PM
lol! Thats kinda sad that Uncle Paul died, and mommy wasny moving though :p

k9krazee
01-23-2006, 03:30 PM
:eek: :D :D

beeniesmom
01-23-2006, 03:55 PM
hehehehe :D

chocolatepuppy
01-23-2006, 04:04 PM
lmao! :D

Alysser
01-23-2006, 06:36 PM
Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cloverfdx
01-23-2006, 07:39 PM
lol too funny, thanks for sharing :D.

chrissycat21
01-23-2006, 07:47 PM
Lol! :d