shais_mom
04-07-2002, 04:56 PM
> > > >
> > > >1. When you run away in the middle of a perfectly
> > > >good leg humping.
> > > >
> > > >2. Blaming your farts on me...not funny.
> > > >
> > > >3. Yelling at me for barking...I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG YOU
> > > >IDIOT!!
> > > >
> > > >4. How you naively believe that the stupid cat isn't
> > > >all over everything while you're gone.
> > > >(Have you noticed that your toothbrush tastes a little
> > > >like cat butt?)
> > > >
> > > >5. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check
> > > >stuff out. Exactly who's walk is this anyway?
> > > >
> > > >6. Any trick that involves balancing food on my
> > > >nose...stop it.
> > > >
> > > >7. Yelling at me for rubbing my ass on your carpet.
> > > >Why'd you buy carpet?
> > > >
> > > >8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your
> > > >guests. Sorry but I haven't quite mastered that
> > > >handshake thing yet...idiot.
> > > >
> > > >9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we
> > > >both know the truth, you're just jealous.
> > > >
> > > >10. Dog sweaters. Have you noticed the fur? Imbecile.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >11. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now
> > > >you know why we chew your shit up when you're not
> > > >home.
> > > >
> > > >12. When you pick up the crap piles in the yard. Do
> > > >you realize how far behind schedule that puts me?
> > > >
> > > >13. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then
> > > >acting surprised when I freak out everytime we go
> > > >back.
> > > >
> > > >14. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled
> > > >a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food
> > > >chain, you nitwit.
> > > >
> > > >15. Invisible fences. Why do you insist on screwing
> > > >with us? To my knowledge, dogdom hasn't yet solved
> > > >the visible fence problem!!
> > > >1. When you run away in the middle of a perfectly
> > > >good leg humping.
> > > >
> > > >2. Blaming your farts on me...not funny.
> > > >
> > > >3. Yelling at me for barking...I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG YOU
> > > >IDIOT!!
> > > >
> > > >4. How you naively believe that the stupid cat isn't
> > > >all over everything while you're gone.
> > > >(Have you noticed that your toothbrush tastes a little
> > > >like cat butt?)
> > > >
> > > >5. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check
> > > >stuff out. Exactly who's walk is this anyway?
> > > >
> > > >6. Any trick that involves balancing food on my
> > > >nose...stop it.
> > > >
> > > >7. Yelling at me for rubbing my ass on your carpet.
> > > >Why'd you buy carpet?
> > > >
> > > >8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your
> > > >guests. Sorry but I haven't quite mastered that
> > > >handshake thing yet...idiot.
> > > >
> > > >9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we
> > > >both know the truth, you're just jealous.
> > > >
> > > >10. Dog sweaters. Have you noticed the fur? Imbecile.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >11. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now
> > > >you know why we chew your shit up when you're not
> > > >home.
> > > >
> > > >12. When you pick up the crap piles in the yard. Do
> > > >you realize how far behind schedule that puts me?
> > > >
> > > >13. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then
> > > >acting surprised when I freak out everytime we go
> > > >back.
> > > >
> > > >14. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled
> > > >a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food
> > > >chain, you nitwit.
> > > >
> > > >15. Invisible fences. Why do you insist on screwing
> > > >with us? To my knowledge, dogdom hasn't yet solved
> > > >the visible fence problem!!