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LoudLou
04-06-2002, 02:47 AM
STRICT, UNBENDING RULES FOR DEALING W/STRAY CATS

Stray cats will not be fed.
Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food.
Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food moistened with a little milk.
Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food moistened with warm milk, yummy treats and leftover fish scraps.
Stray cats will not be encouraged to make this house their permanent residence.
Stray cats will not be petted, played with or picked up and cuddled unnecessarily.
Stray cats that are petted, played with, picked up and cuddled will absolutely not be given a name.
Stray cats with or without a name will not be allowed inside the house at any time.
Stray cats will not be allowed inside the house except at certain times.
Stray cats will not be allowed inside the house except on days ending in "y."
Stray cats allowed inside will not be permitted to jump up on or sharpen their claws on the furniture.
Stray cats will not be permitted to jump up on, or sharpen claws on the really good furniture.
Stray cats may be permitted on furniture but must sharpen claws on new $359.99 sisal-rope cat-scratching post with three perches.
Stray cats will answer the call of nature outdoors in the dirt.
Stray cats will answer the call of nature in the three-piece, high-impact plastic tray filled with Fresh n Sweet kitty litter.
Stray cats will answer the call of nature in the hooded litter pan with a three-panel privacy screen and plenty of head room.
Stray cats will sleep outside.
Stray cats will sleep in the garage.
Stray cats will sleep in the house.
Stray cats will sleep in a cardboard box lined with an old blanket.
Stray cats will sleep in the special Kitty-Komfort-Bed with non-allergenic lambs wool pillow.
Stray cats will not be allowed to sleep in our bed.
Stray cats will not be allowed to sleep in our bed, except at the foot.
Stray cats will not be allowed to sleep in our bed under the covers.
Stray cats will not be allowed to sleep in our bed under the covers except at the foot.
Stray cats will not play on the desk.
Stray cats will not play on the desk near the computer.
Stray cats are forbidden to walk on the computer keyboard on the desk when the human is sdfjjhhkl;ljfd.;oier'puyykmm4hbdm9lo9jmdskdm,.USIN G IT

zippy-kat
04-06-2002, 03:37 AM
Sooo funny!

I think some of those rules apply to the house rabbits as well! lol

lynnestankard
04-06-2002, 03:42 AM
Oh Kate LOL - that's so funny:D :D Thank you.

Zippy - a certain Mz Sophie perchance?!! :D

Lynne

zippy-kat
04-06-2002, 11:48 AM
Yes ma'am...a certain Miz Sophie indeed! lol

I'm *thinkin* of ways to tweak that around & make it for bunnies. Might not get to post it for a few days though...lots of homework to get caught up on. :rolleyes: LOL

momoffuzzyfaces
04-06-2002, 12:01 PM
LOL! Stray cats know who has the upper paw! At least mine all do!;)

Lachesis
04-06-2002, 01:42 PM
Ya had dh giggling :D

Lando
04-06-2002, 02:51 PM
Lol! that's funny! Of course I couldn't keep those rules for one day. I would feel to sorry for the strays.

lizbud
04-06-2002, 07:42 PM
LoudLou,

The 'rules' are soooo funny. :D :D :D :D :D :D

Thanks for making me laugh today. Liz & Buddy.

Randi
04-12-2002, 12:57 PM
LoudLou! :D :D :D So funny!!

It exactly how it all started here with Fister - and the very same ending too!!