catnapper
12-16-2005, 12:57 PM
Baking Christmas cookies with your cat
1. Look in cookbook for cookie recipe.
2. Get yourself a cup of coffee.
3. Get the cat off of the cookbook.
4. Find that special recipe.
5. Get the cat's nose out of your coffee mug.
6. Go to fridge and get eggs.
7. Get dry ingredients from cupboard.
8. Break eggs into small bowl.
9. Sift dry ingredients into large bowl.
10. Answer the phone
11. Discover the cat ate the eggs; get more from fridge.
12. Get cat out of flour bowl and dust cat off.
13. Get Band-Aids for scratches on hands.
14. Throw out flour. Sift dry ingredients into large bowl...again.
15. Preheat oven for cookies.
16. Consider (briefly) baking egg and flour coated cat. (Cat runs for cover into bathroom.)
17. Flour the counter to roll out the cookie dough.
18. Hear a big crash in bathroom; run to see what's happening.
19. Discover disgruntled cat has unrolled TP all over floor.
20 Yell at cat. (Startled, cat leaps and falls into toilet bowl.)
21. Sense cat is angry, and your laughter is not helping.
22. Nevertheless, boldly attempt to towel-dry dear little kitty.
23. Repeat step 13.
24. Re-roll TP and clean up the bathroom.
25. Hear a thump in the kitchen (Oh Golly ... now what?)
26. Remove wet cat from floured counter.
27. Try to pick cat hairs out of the flour.
28. Step on cat's tail and get bitten on ankle.
29. Get wallet, coat and car keys, and go to the store to buy cookies!!! (and cat treats)
1. Look in cookbook for cookie recipe.
2. Get yourself a cup of coffee.
3. Get the cat off of the cookbook.
4. Find that special recipe.
5. Get the cat's nose out of your coffee mug.
6. Go to fridge and get eggs.
7. Get dry ingredients from cupboard.
8. Break eggs into small bowl.
9. Sift dry ingredients into large bowl.
10. Answer the phone
11. Discover the cat ate the eggs; get more from fridge.
12. Get cat out of flour bowl and dust cat off.
13. Get Band-Aids for scratches on hands.
14. Throw out flour. Sift dry ingredients into large bowl...again.
15. Preheat oven for cookies.
16. Consider (briefly) baking egg and flour coated cat. (Cat runs for cover into bathroom.)
17. Flour the counter to roll out the cookie dough.
18. Hear a big crash in bathroom; run to see what's happening.
19. Discover disgruntled cat has unrolled TP all over floor.
20 Yell at cat. (Startled, cat leaps and falls into toilet bowl.)
21. Sense cat is angry, and your laughter is not helping.
22. Nevertheless, boldly attempt to towel-dry dear little kitty.
23. Repeat step 13.
24. Re-roll TP and clean up the bathroom.
25. Hear a thump in the kitchen (Oh Golly ... now what?)
26. Remove wet cat from floured counter.
27. Try to pick cat hairs out of the flour.
28. Step on cat's tail and get bitten on ankle.
29. Get wallet, coat and car keys, and go to the store to buy cookies!!! (and cat treats)