Prison vs. Work

[pnance]

Prison vs. Work

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should makes things a little bit clearer:

IN PRISON........you spend the majority of your time in an 10x10 cell
AT WORK..........you spend the majority of your time in an 8x8 cubicle

IN PRISON........you get three meals a day
AT WORK..........you get a break for one meal that you have to pay for

IN PRISON........you get time off for good behavior
AT WORK..........you get more work for good behavior

IN PRISON........you can watch TV and play games
AT WORK..........you'll get fired for watching TV and playing games

IN PRISON........you get your own toilet
AT WORK..........you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on it

IN PRISON........they allow your family and friends to visit
AT WORK..........you aren't even supposed to speak to your family and friends

IN PRISON........you spend your life inside bars wanting to get out
AT WORK..........you spend your life wanting to get out and go inside bars

IN PRISON........you must deal with sadistic wardens
AT WORK..........we call them managers

[neko1]

lol!!!

[poofy]

LOL..LOL..LOL..That is so funny..lol. :)

[tz1]

Yeah thing about work is, you still have you freedom and don't have to go to bed at night with a large man named Bubba who calls you his woman :p

[moosmom]

you still have you freedom and don't have to go to bed at night with a large man named Bubba who calls you his woman

My thoughts EXACTLY!!!

[chocolatepuppy]

Hilarious! :D

[dukedogsmom]

That is hilarious! I always knew inmates got treated better. I know they have more rights than the free people.

[Karen]

Yes, but at work, you get to go home at the end of the day/your shift.

And that makes up for an awful lot of other stuff. And the pay is better, too.