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QueenScoopalot
12-02-2005, 12:22 PM
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print
labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said
"2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours....power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those
little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other
swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because
top was down.

September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October - Hate M&M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per
pound and I weigh 108!!!

December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on
the phone!!!

What a year!!

finn's mom
12-02-2005, 12:31 PM
hee hee, sounds like some people i know. :)

Anita Cholaine
12-02-2005, 01:24 PM
lol lol lol........ Very funny!!!:D:D:D

joanofark
12-02-2005, 04:22 PM
I'm blonde but i'm not THAT crazy! LOL

catnapper
12-02-2005, 04:31 PM
LOL.... too funny! I think they followed my mom around.

At Thanksgiving, we were talking about Napoleon Dynamite, and saying how dopey he is.... and mom said "no, he was supposed to be smart, short but smart" LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Alysser
12-02-2005, 04:40 PM
Hilarious

Laura's Babies
12-02-2005, 04:44 PM
:D :D :D :D I love blond jokes!

k9krazee
12-02-2005, 06:12 PM
Lol...thats great!

*LabLoverKEB*
12-02-2005, 07:52 PM
March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said
"2-4 years!"
LOL, I actually had to think about this one. I didn't get it at first. :D

Almita
12-02-2005, 09:09 PM
Haha I agree what a year!

DogLover9501
12-02-2005, 09:25 PM
Lmao :D

*future vet*
12-02-2005, 09:54 PM
Heehee i like it!! ;)

trayi52
12-02-2005, 10:19 PM
Just too funny!!!!!! :D :D

DJFyrewolf36
12-02-2005, 10:20 PM
LOL, thanks for the good laugh!

Cubby'sMom
12-03-2005, 12:00 AM
I'm blonde, and I know every joke that there is to know, considering I'm the one who is told them lol. I'm not this dumb, I hope lol. Thanks for the thread it gave me a few laughs!

smokey the elder
12-03-2005, 08:39 AM
I have a friend who's blonde, and she sends me lots of blonde jokes, because..."only blondes should be allowed to tell blonde jokes!" ;) :D

Cubby'sMom
12-03-2005, 11:33 AM
I have a friend who's blonde, and she sends me lots of blonde jokes, because..."only blondes should be allowed to tell blonde jokes!" ;) :D

Ohohohoh! I agree, I agree! lol. Here's a blonde joke: A blonde looks in a cheerio box and picks up a cheerio. The blonde then says, "Oh look, a donut egg!"