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gini
10-28-2005, 01:26 PM
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Late one dark and rainy night a man was walking home alone when he hears ..


BUMP...




BUMP...




BUMP... behind him.




Walking faster he looks back,
and makes out the image of an upright
coffin banging its way down the middle
of the street towards him.



BUMP...




BUMP...



BUMP...




Terrified, the man begins to run towards his home,
the coffin bouncing quickly behind him .....


faster...


faster...


BUMP...


BUMP....


BUMP.



He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys,

opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the

door behind him.


However, the coffin crashes through his
door, with the lid of the coffin clapping ....


clappity-BUMP...


clappity-BUMP...


clappity-BUMP...


clappity-BUMP...


on the heels of the terrified man....
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in.

His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is

coming in sobbing gasps.


With a loud CRASH the coffin starts breaking down the
door. Bumping and clapping towards him.
The man screams and reaches for
something heavy, anything ...

His hand comes to rest on a large bottle of
ROBITUSSIN .


Desperate, he throws the Robitussin as
hard as he can at the apparition,



and...



the coffin stops.
Cataholic
10-28-2005, 01:28 PM
Omg! :d :d :d
Jessika
10-28-2005, 01:40 PM
I think someone already posted that here at PT but its still funny!!
Samantha Puppy
10-28-2005, 01:41 PM
Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Roxyluvsme13
10-28-2005, 01:42 PM
Thats hilarious! :D
Tubby & Peanut's Mom
10-28-2005, 01:44 PM
:D :D
I've heard that one before and it's just hilarious. I think it's the build up that does it. You're expecting something really scary, and it turns out to be just another bad joke. ;) :D
gini
10-28-2005, 01:45 PM
My sincere apologies to whoever posted this before me - I just didn't see it!
momoffuzzyfaces
10-28-2005, 01:48 PM
LOL!!! :D

Well, I hadn't seen, read, or heard that before!!!
It sure made me :D !!!
Flatcoatluver
10-28-2005, 02:05 PM
LOL!!! :D

Well, I hadn't seen, read, or heard that before!!!
It sure made me :D !!!
same thing for me two!
smokey the elder
10-28-2005, 03:01 PM
*groan* :)
ramanth
10-28-2005, 03:26 PM
HAHAHAAhahahaaaaa*cough*cough*hack*cough*HAHAHAAA! ! ;) :D
wolflady
10-28-2005, 03:45 PM
LOL!!! :D

Well, I hadn't seen, read, or heard that before!!!
It sure made me :D !!!

Ha ha, me too!

That's a good "groaner" for sure! :p