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catnapper
10-24-2005, 08:43 AM
I will seek and find you . . .

I shall take you to bed and have my way with you ...

I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan...

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop...

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you...

And, when I am finished,

you will be weak for days...

All my love,

The Flu





Now, get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot.

PJ's Mom
10-24-2005, 10:51 AM
:D

The whole time I was reading that I thought, "Kim wouldn't post something like this!"

LOL

.powerful
10-24-2005, 02:17 PM
HAHA!

I was reading through, and thinking that this certainly shouldn't be on pet talk :eek: hehehe thanks for posting this!

Jessika
10-24-2005, 02:21 PM
LOL that certainly made my jaw drop until I read the last line!! And to think I've been fooled by stuff like this before (like the one about the dentist) hehe

Flatcoatluver
10-24-2005, 02:27 PM
LOL that certainly made my jaw drop until I read the last line!!
The same thing happend to me! I'm like omg this is going to end up being a block site at our school lol.

Lillycat
10-25-2005, 11:25 PM
too funny!

DJFyrewolf36
10-26-2005, 06:27 AM
:D Thanks for the laugh!!

Maya & Inka's mommy
10-26-2005, 07:25 AM
LOL that certainly made my jaw drop until I read the last line!! hehe

LOL, me too!!! :o
Very funny :)

lvpets2002
10-26-2005, 07:48 AM
:D

The whole time I was reading that I thought, "Kim wouldn't post something like this!"

LOL
:) :eek: Just think where our minds are at :rolleyes: But I had the same thought of :p Great Love Story Kim = you got our attention :)

Van10
10-26-2005, 12:04 PM
OMG! Hilarious! :D

Samantha Puppy
10-26-2005, 01:58 PM
Oh my God, I could say something SO bad but I won't. I'll be good. But I want you all to know it's absolutely killin' me!!