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Pam
03-22-2002, 08:25 AM
I received this a little while ago in an e-mail and I thought it was cute and you all might enjoy! I apologize in advance to Zippy and Niina! LOL!

The police department, famous for its superior K-9 unit, was
somewhat taken aback by a recent incident. Returning home from
work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and
burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the
crime.

The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels, and a
K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first on the scene.

As the K-9 officer approached the house with his german shepherd on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, clapped a hand to her head and
moaned, "I come home from work to find all my possessions stolen,
I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send a
BLIND policeman!"
Randi
03-22-2002, 08:29 AM
One of the better ones! LOL :D Thanks for sharing!
DoggiesAreTheBest
03-22-2002, 08:33 AM
:D :D :D That's funny!
Former User
03-22-2002, 08:35 AM
LOL Pam, good one! I have a tough skin for blond jokes, have heard them for many years and I can only laugh! :D :D

Thanx for sharing!
lbaker
03-22-2002, 09:11 AM
humph, we are not amused ;)
Fuzzy317
03-22-2002, 09:51 AM
It was funny, I emailed it to my fiancee. She can use a laugh at work. :D
sammi
03-22-2002, 11:27 AM
I didn't catch it????????
Former User
03-22-2002, 12:08 PM
Was that a joke Sammi? ;)
(Anyways, the blond thought the policeman who came to her house, was blind because he had the dog with him...)
lbaker
03-22-2002, 12:13 PM
oh my gracious, you mean the doggie wasn't blind? huh?
zippy-kat
03-22-2002, 12:36 PM
*groan* lol

Yeah, yeah.....suuurreeee...make fun of our impairment! lol :p

(TOO CUTE!!)
Former User
03-22-2002, 01:34 PM
LOL LOL!! :D :D :D
sammi
03-22-2002, 03:53 PM
Ok I figured it out but, I don't know about it being so funny. If the police officer is visually impaired he probably uses a tape recorder ( I had a boss who was blind and he took notes on a hand held computer of sorts) and is more sensitive to verbal sounds and could pick up on if the blonde lady was not telling all the facts. I bet another officer was locking up the squad car and he/she would do the finger printing.

Thanks for another great doggie story.:D
Crikit
03-22-2002, 05:44 PM
Uh Sammi, I don't think the police officer is visually impaired...the joke is it's a k9 unit officer so he took his dog up to the house with him and the blonde thought he was when in reality he was just taking his partner with him...

It's a cute joke btw :D
Sudilar
03-22-2002, 06:51 PM
http://www.plaudersmilies.de/person/bravo.gif LOL
lizbud
03-22-2002, 07:05 PM
Gosh, guess there's "blonde jokes" and then there are
"really, really, blonde jokes". LOL. LOL. Thanks for the
chuckles !
jackiesdaisy1935
03-22-2002, 09:46 PM
That was a good one Pam, have to show it to Don. LOL
Jackie
lbaker
03-23-2002, 06:37 AM
oh I get it (thanks to Sammi) it was the cops PARTNER that was driving the car but could not see :p duh. Dumb blond jokes don't bother me (said Dolly Parton) I'm not dumb and I'm not blonde :D don't you guys get it :eek::confused:
Rottie
03-23-2002, 09:10 AM
:D :D :D
thelmalu99
03-26-2002, 10:39 AM
http://bbs2.fanforum.com/images/smilies/LOL.gif
Love it, Pam.

Even though I'm not a blonde, I have to admit that I can be pretty spacy. I have come to the conclusion that the gray hairs that are magically appearing on my head are actually blond hairs.

I'm not graying, I'm blonding! :rolleyes:
purrley
03-26-2002, 10:51 AM
PHEW - sure glad I colored my hair red:D :D Alls well until the grey roots come through;)