RICHARD
10-13-2005, 07:20 PM
I didn't want to hijack the "failure" thread..
I want to say that this is far from a political thread....It has more to do with the courtesy, manners and respect for people, property and their beliefs.
Again, I find humor in mostly everything that I see in the course of my day-
I also see some stuff that really succeeds in making me mad.
Example?
I saw a sticker that had a picture of GWB on it and something about being dumber than a bag of rocks...Funny? yeah!
Or the picture of the Senior and Junior, dressed as fisherman, both are mugging for the camera and in the background you see it is superimposed over a picture of a flooded street in New Orleans. Ahhh, Sick Funny....
Then there is the idiot that hands me a GWB joke that is supposed to get me mad......it's the one where GWB sees the ghosts of all the dead presidents in the White House He aske each of them , in turn, what can he do to make the country better...
The last president he sees is Lincoln...
Lincoln speaks to George and tells him to "Go to a play...."
Hmmmmmmmm, a joke about a president being assasinated????
I have a problem with that one...
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First of all the 'ROCKS' sticker was stuck to the inside of the elevator near the office...
Some jerk (no matter what the message/graffitti or destruction is) put the sticker up to make a point. Some housekeeper is gonna have to take the elevator out of commission to scrape it off, then clean the sticky shiat off the wall...
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The fishing picture is kinda "naughty" funny......yeah the pres was playing golf or some such nonsense while the hurricane appraoached......
I was expecting him to don his Super George suit and blow the hurricane away, ala Superman. Disappointed again? You betcha!!!
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The "go see a play" joke is good for a sick laugh....at the jerk that gave it to me.
The Failure joke is kinda funny.....failure for making it to the biggest chair in the country? I'll have to think about that one.
I don't fish, so I can laugh at that one....I always thought that being the Prez was a 365/24/7 job....vacation? Go, just answer the phone should someone call at midnight.
But, if you think about it....
"MY effing cable went out! I wanted to watch the 12:30 a.m. showing of "Gigli" and no one is in the office at the cable company!!!
You don't even get the night janitor...
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I do love a good laugh.
I do challenge the people who have a low PHQ (Political Humor Quotient) to tell me about their jobs.....when they get to their bosses,they have no kind words to say about them, Most of us don't, but to endlessly dwell on it is kinda sick.
So when I ask them about getting a new job, they fold like a house of cards..
"I have been here for years, I can retire next year, I have a car payment.....I would if I could...."
So I attack them politcally.
I ask them if they hate GWB so much why don't they get another country. I am not challenging their patriotism or they allegiance to our flag.
I am trying to get to the root of their obsession with hating someone they will never ever meet!
Why the hang up?
It really behooves me.
I had a great experience in a chat room not to long ago....
These knuckle draggin' 'pundits' couldn't spell, were rude and called every name on the book.
They showed their colors right off the bat.
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I love the jokes and comments and the pictures too.
Political satire has been around and will be around for a lot longer.
It's the mean spirited crap that makes me wonder where the country is headed should we put the "other" party into power. If they are willing to joke about the assasination of a politcal leader, what are they going to be serious about???
Fishing....
Sounds like a great sport.... :confused:
I want to say that this is far from a political thread....It has more to do with the courtesy, manners and respect for people, property and their beliefs.
Again, I find humor in mostly everything that I see in the course of my day-
I also see some stuff that really succeeds in making me mad.
Example?
I saw a sticker that had a picture of GWB on it and something about being dumber than a bag of rocks...Funny? yeah!
Or the picture of the Senior and Junior, dressed as fisherman, both are mugging for the camera and in the background you see it is superimposed over a picture of a flooded street in New Orleans. Ahhh, Sick Funny....
Then there is the idiot that hands me a GWB joke that is supposed to get me mad......it's the one where GWB sees the ghosts of all the dead presidents in the White House He aske each of them , in turn, what can he do to make the country better...
The last president he sees is Lincoln...
Lincoln speaks to George and tells him to "Go to a play...."
Hmmmmmmmm, a joke about a president being assasinated????
I have a problem with that one...
----------------------------
First of all the 'ROCKS' sticker was stuck to the inside of the elevator near the office...
Some jerk (no matter what the message/graffitti or destruction is) put the sticker up to make a point. Some housekeeper is gonna have to take the elevator out of commission to scrape it off, then clean the sticky shiat off the wall...
------------------------------
The fishing picture is kinda "naughty" funny......yeah the pres was playing golf or some such nonsense while the hurricane appraoached......
I was expecting him to don his Super George suit and blow the hurricane away, ala Superman. Disappointed again? You betcha!!!
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The "go see a play" joke is good for a sick laugh....at the jerk that gave it to me.
The Failure joke is kinda funny.....failure for making it to the biggest chair in the country? I'll have to think about that one.
I don't fish, so I can laugh at that one....I always thought that being the Prez was a 365/24/7 job....vacation? Go, just answer the phone should someone call at midnight.
But, if you think about it....
"MY effing cable went out! I wanted to watch the 12:30 a.m. showing of "Gigli" and no one is in the office at the cable company!!!
You don't even get the night janitor...
---------------------------------------
I do love a good laugh.
I do challenge the people who have a low PHQ (Political Humor Quotient) to tell me about their jobs.....when they get to their bosses,they have no kind words to say about them, Most of us don't, but to endlessly dwell on it is kinda sick.
So when I ask them about getting a new job, they fold like a house of cards..
"I have been here for years, I can retire next year, I have a car payment.....I would if I could...."
So I attack them politcally.
I ask them if they hate GWB so much why don't they get another country. I am not challenging their patriotism or they allegiance to our flag.
I am trying to get to the root of their obsession with hating someone they will never ever meet!
Why the hang up?
It really behooves me.
I had a great experience in a chat room not to long ago....
These knuckle draggin' 'pundits' couldn't spell, were rude and called every name on the book.
They showed their colors right off the bat.
---------------
I love the jokes and comments and the pictures too.
Political satire has been around and will be around for a lot longer.
It's the mean spirited crap that makes me wonder where the country is headed should we put the "other" party into power. If they are willing to joke about the assasination of a politcal leader, what are they going to be serious about???
Fishing....
Sounds like a great sport.... :confused: