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new mom to a veiled
10-03-2005, 10:09 AM
I thought this was kid of cute.
I hope you enjoy!!!!

Dogs and cats instinctively know the exact moment their owners will wake up. Then they wake them 10 minutes sooner.

Dog's have owners. Cat's have staff.

Dogs shed, cats shred.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult?

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.

I hope to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am.

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

We wonder why the dogs always drink out of our toilets, but look at it from their point of view: Why do humans keep peeing into their water bowls?

Women and cats will do as they please... men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.

In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him.

Friendy2004
10-03-2005, 10:25 AM
I hope to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am.


That is so cute :) And oh so true!

beeniesmom
10-03-2005, 10:27 AM
:D :D :D
I liked that!

Flatcoatluver
10-03-2005, 10:34 AM
aww i love it its so cute and true like Friendy2004 said!