zippy-kat
03-11-2002, 10:11 PM
Hi Miz and Mizzer PetTalk peepholes, itz Sophie Bunniez and I iz mad. **ThUmP**
My Momma leftz me earlE Thirztday mornin' and din't come home til todayz! At firstest, I wuz real gladz 2 seez her. I let her skritch my noze and earz & I eben kizzed her. Den I membered I wuz madz cos I ain'tz 2 happy wif her aktshuns. And I eben toldz her so. I sedz, "Young ladyz you bestezt straightenz upz yer acktz!" Den I ThUmPedZ! She sedz she wuz sorry and wouldz parsley change my mind? I sedz maybe and she gavez me a handful but after I atez it, it din't change my mindz. I wuz still madz. :mad: :mad: :mad:
I don't like itz when my Mommy goez away. I likez my petsitterz but notz like I likez my Mommy! Dey don't singz me songz and dey don't knowz da right placez to skritch.
You knowz whut? My mommy checkedz her emailz this morning when she gotz home and she sedz her old puppEdawg wuz Dawgie of da Day. But she wuz gone on her stoopidz horze compie-tishun tripz and mizzed it. She wuz real sadz aboutz dat and eben cried a bitz. I pretended notz 2 be madz and nudged her footsies. She den pickied me upz and we hadz a real nice cuddlez. After dat, I decided maybez I shouldn't be so hardz on Mom. When she put me downz, I eben began 2 lickz da place on da carpet where I spiltz my dried oatiez 2 wks ago. Eben tho there ain't nuthin' there anymore, I thoughtz maybe I couldz klean it upz. Den I beganz to bitez it cos it tasted an awful lot like my oatiez. Mom gotz after me for datz and I decided I wuz madz again! **ThUmPz**
I azked Mom whut those horses gotz that I ain't gotz and she sed hooves. I sed OH, cos I din't knowz whut elze to say. Then she scoopied me upz and cuddlez me some morez. I really likedz dat. She toldz me about her tripz and sed she wouldn't be leavin'z me alonez for atz least a month--maybe morez. I wuz happie 2 hearz dat and planted a kizz on her noze.
Den you knowz whut she didz? She wentz 2 da Petstorez and lookied atz da verbals! Oppzie! I mean gurr-bulz! (Sorry, I helpedz Mom study for her grammar testz & gotz a lil' confoozed.) She din't buyz any--but tha thoughtz of havin' anudder animal in diz houze just getz our goat! I eben toldz mom dat one bunny, three big fish, 4 little fish, and a goatz were 'nuff animulez for diz houze! And dat wuz layin' downz da law! *ThUmP* She sed whut goat? And I sed dey one that I always get. She sed HUH? And I sed nebermindz, just no more animulez! Come to think of it, I ain't neber seen a goatz in diz houze but Mom sometimez tellz me dat I getz her goatz, so we must have onez! (I thinkz she keepz it unner da sink--I heardz dat goatz eatz anythingz and she putz yuckie foodz down there, then turns da lightz on for him and he chewz.)
Well, Miz and Mizzer PetTalk peepholez, Momma hasta use da puter 2 do some homeworkz.
Thankz youz fer listin' 2 me.
luv,
Sophie Bunnie
My Momma leftz me earlE Thirztday mornin' and din't come home til todayz! At firstest, I wuz real gladz 2 seez her. I let her skritch my noze and earz & I eben kizzed her. Den I membered I wuz madz cos I ain'tz 2 happy wif her aktshuns. And I eben toldz her so. I sedz, "Young ladyz you bestezt straightenz upz yer acktz!" Den I ThUmPedZ! She sedz she wuz sorry and wouldz parsley change my mind? I sedz maybe and she gavez me a handful but after I atez it, it din't change my mindz. I wuz still madz. :mad: :mad: :mad:
I don't like itz when my Mommy goez away. I likez my petsitterz but notz like I likez my Mommy! Dey don't singz me songz and dey don't knowz da right placez to skritch.
You knowz whut? My mommy checkedz her emailz this morning when she gotz home and she sedz her old puppEdawg wuz Dawgie of da Day. But she wuz gone on her stoopidz horze compie-tishun tripz and mizzed it. She wuz real sadz aboutz dat and eben cried a bitz. I pretended notz 2 be madz and nudged her footsies. She den pickied me upz and we hadz a real nice cuddlez. After dat, I decided maybez I shouldn't be so hardz on Mom. When she put me downz, I eben began 2 lickz da place on da carpet where I spiltz my dried oatiez 2 wks ago. Eben tho there ain't nuthin' there anymore, I thoughtz maybe I couldz klean it upz. Den I beganz to bitez it cos it tasted an awful lot like my oatiez. Mom gotz after me for datz and I decided I wuz madz again! **ThUmPz**
I azked Mom whut those horses gotz that I ain't gotz and she sed hooves. I sed OH, cos I din't knowz whut elze to say. Then she scoopied me upz and cuddlez me some morez. I really likedz dat. She toldz me about her tripz and sed she wouldn't be leavin'z me alonez for atz least a month--maybe morez. I wuz happie 2 hearz dat and planted a kizz on her noze.
Den you knowz whut she didz? She wentz 2 da Petstorez and lookied atz da verbals! Oppzie! I mean gurr-bulz! (Sorry, I helpedz Mom study for her grammar testz & gotz a lil' confoozed.) She din't buyz any--but tha thoughtz of havin' anudder animal in diz houze just getz our goat! I eben toldz mom dat one bunny, three big fish, 4 little fish, and a goatz were 'nuff animulez for diz houze! And dat wuz layin' downz da law! *ThUmP* She sed whut goat? And I sed dey one that I always get. She sed HUH? And I sed nebermindz, just no more animulez! Come to think of it, I ain't neber seen a goatz in diz houze but Mom sometimez tellz me dat I getz her goatz, so we must have onez! (I thinkz she keepz it unner da sink--I heardz dat goatz eatz anythingz and she putz yuckie foodz down there, then turns da lightz on for him and he chewz.)
Well, Miz and Mizzer PetTalk peepholez, Momma hasta use da puter 2 do some homeworkz.
Thankz youz fer listin' 2 me.
luv,
Sophie Bunnie