Homework help!

[ILoveMyAbbyGirl]

If someone can, please help me answer these questions!

They are like jokes, the answers and questions aren't serious. Here's the first one as an example.


1. What kind of flowers are kissing flowers?

Answer: Tulips. (Two lips, get it?) :p See if you can answer some of these!

2. What kind of flower doesn't like night?
3. What kind of flower is a vegetable?
4. What flower celebrates 25 years?
5. What kind of flowers are in a bad mood?
6. What kind of flower likes to keep quiet?
7. What kind of flower does an unmarried man wear?
8. What kind of flower always remembers?
9. What flower sympathizes over love?
10. What flower grows in a ravine?
11. What flower is a sissy?
12. What flower is very proper?
13. What flower can't wait?
14. What flower can you see in a zoo?
15. What flower reminds you of a black and white animal?
16. What kind of flower is wise?
17. What kind of flower is a seeing eye plant?
18. What kind of flower cries all the time?
19. What kind of flower loves a hot day?
20. What flower is a fowl?
21. What flower reminds you of a "jolly prospector"?
22. What flower reminds you of a group of birds?
23. What flower imitates a "jack-in-the-box"?
24. What kind of flower reminds you of a frog?
25. What kind of flower goes to crazy parties?
26. What flower moved down to Texas?
27. What flower is a lizard with a musical beat?
28. What flower is helpful to garbage men?
29. What flower walks with a 14 karat stick?
30. What kind of flower does Lassie like?

I have some of these, but I just want to see what you think. :)Thanks in advance!

[Uabassoon]

2. What kind of flower doesn't like night?

Sunflower?

[ILoveMyAbbyGirl]

That's what I put too. :)

[Uabassoon]

3. What kind of flower is a vegetable?

cauliflower

[Uabassoon]

8. What kind of flower always remembers?

Forget me Not

[Almita]

2. What kind of flower doesn't like night?
SUNFLOWER
3. What kind of flower is a vegetable?
CALIFLOWER

[Uabassoon]

14. What flower can you see in a zoo?

I think Tiger lilly

[Almita]

19. What kind of flower loves a hot day?

wouldn't this be sunflower also??

[Uabassoon]

17. What kind of flower is a seeing eye plant?

One eyed Susan?

Ok, I think that's all I can think of

[Uabassoon]

Ah I think I figured out another one.

11. What flower is a sissy?

Pansies

[Almita]

14. What flower can you see in a zoo?

Dandelion

[Almita]

18. What kind of flower cries all the time?
Chrisantemum

[Almita]

22. What flower reminds you of a group of birds?

Bird of paradise

[Almita]

24. What kind of flower reminds you of a frog?

Lily pad!

[Lexi_Lover]

Hmm, ok!

What kind of flower doesn't liek night? Day lillies

What flower sympathizes over love? Bleeding Hearts

What flower is a sissy? Pansy

What flower can't wait? Impatience

What flower can you see in a zoo? Tiger Lilly

What kind of flower is a seeing eye plant? Black-Eyed Susan

What flower loves a hot day? Sunflower

What flower reminds you of a frog? Venus Fly Trap

[Almita]

7. What kind of flower does an unmarried man wear?
Clover?

[Karen]

Originally posted by Almita
7. What kind of flower does an unmarried man wear?
Clover?

Nope - that would be a Bachelor's Button!

[ILoveMyAbbyGirl]

Thanks everyone! I've gotten a few answers that I haven't gotten yet, and a few that made more sense than my answers. :)

[Karen]

4. What flower celebrates 25 years? - Silver Bells
7. What kind of flower does an unmarried man wear? Bachelor's Button
12. What flower is very proper? Primrose
20. What flower is a fowl? Hens and Chickens
23. What flower imitates a "jack-in-the-box"? Johnny Jump-ups
29. What flower walks with a 14 karat stick? Goldenrod
30. What kind of flower does Lassie like? Another cauliflower - Collie-flower!

[Almita]

which ones are the one you need? that are left?

[ILoveMyAbbyGirl]

5. What kind of flowers are in a bad mood?
6. What kind of flower likes to keep quiet?
10. What flower grows in a ravine?
15. What flower reminds you of a black and white animal?
16. What kind of flower is wise?
17. What kind of flower is a seeing eye plant?
18. What kind of flower cries all the time?
19. What kind of flower loves a hot day?
21. What flower reminds you of a "jolly prospector"?
25. What kind of flower goes to crazy parties?
26. What flower moved down to Texas?
28. What flower is helpful to garbage men?

I need those. I know some of you gave me answers for them, I've written them down, I'm just waiting for more. :)

[Almita]

5. What kind of flowers are in a bad mood?

madder

[kittycats_delight]

5. What kind of flowers are in a bad mood? Snapdragons

28. What flower is helpful to garbage men? stinkweeds

[slleipnir]

18. What kind of flower cries all the time?
Weeping Willow?

Guess that's not a flower though :o ?

[ILoveMyAbbyGirl]

Originally posted by slleipnir
18. What kind of flower cries all the time?
Weeping Willow?

Guess that's not a flower though :o ?


That's what I keep thinking too. :o

[Corinna]

Crying ---- Bleeding hearts
Black and white ----Skunk cabbage
seeing eye ---eye bright
Texas--- Yellow rose

[cali]

30. What kind of flower does Lassie like?

Collie flower :D

[Lexi_Lover]

19. What kind of flower loves a hot day?
Sunflower, and the one that hates night is day lilly....

[Samantha Puppy]

2. What kind of flower doesn't like night? Daisy
5. What kind of flowers are in a bad mood? Snapdragons
6. What kind of flower likes to keep quiet? Mum
8. What kind of flower always remembers? Forget-me-not
9. What flower sympathizes over love? Bleeding Heart