Angus's Dad
08-07-2005, 12:40 AM
Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite
fighting unit called the U.S. REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF).
These North & South Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas, and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given
only the following facts about Terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale
Earnhardt.
This mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK.
fighting unit called the U.S. REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF).
These North & South Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas, and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given
only the following facts about Terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale
Earnhardt.
This mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK.