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lizbud
08-06-2005, 10:52 AM
Police: Man's Testicles Locked In Padlock
Man Could Not Remove Lock For Two Weeks

POSTED: 3:02 pm EST August 5, 2005
UPDATED: 3:15 pm EST August 5, 2005

BRENTWOOD, N.H. -- Emergency workers helped a New Hampshire man out of a difficult situation over the weekend after a friend apparently locked a padlock around his testicles.

According to the Portsmouth Herald, police reported that the 39-year-old man was intoxicated when they arrived at the scene on July 30 at about 3:40 a.m. The man, who was not identified, told them that he had the padlock around his testicles for two weeks.

The man said that a friend put the lock on while he was drunk and passed out. When he woke up, the friend was gone.

"Never in my 13 years have I seen anything like this," Cpl. H.D. Wood told the Herald.

The man told police that he tried to remove the lock with a hacksaw because the key had broken off in the lock.

He was taken to Exeter Hospital, where a locksmith removed the padlock. He was treated and released, and the hospital said he had no lasting injury.

Police said that they did not know the motive for the incident.

JenBKR
08-06-2005, 10:56 AM
Wow, that's a nice friend. Remind me to not go drinking with him!

slick
08-06-2005, 11:46 AM
Now that's just plain NUTZ!!!

Jadapit
08-06-2005, 11:57 AM
Now, that was pretty "ballsy" of the guy to wear a padlock for two weeks.:p

finn's mom
08-06-2005, 02:03 PM
Can you imagine the poor locksmith?! He probably was wishing he had a different job at that moment. I wonder if he charged more, considering what he was having to work with. What a funny situation, glad he's not permanently (physically) injured.

Laura's Babies
08-07-2005, 05:40 PM
I DO wonder what they locksmith charged for that!! Remember now, NEVER pass out with a friend!

RICHARD
08-07-2005, 08:42 PM
This guy's got a lock on a Darwin Award.

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BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEP

Security: Sir Please step to the side...

Empty all the metal out of your pockets....


BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEP

S: I SAID EMPTY ALL THE METAL FROM YOUR POCKETS...

Man: It the lock........

S: WHAT????

caseysmom
08-08-2005, 04:55 PM
I bet the locksmith got a little testy when he found out what his job was!

catland
08-08-2005, 05:08 PM
LOL - does he have any idea what a locksmith charges for weekends?:eek: :p

RICHARD
08-08-2005, 08:49 PM
Originally posted by caseysmom
I bet the locksmith got a little testy when he found out what his job was!

Me thinks he got "two testes' on this job.:confused: :rolleyes: :D

jesse_3
08-09-2005, 12:29 AM
LOL! Poor locksmith. I really do wonder how much he made the guy pay?

I have never drank before (I'm under-age) so, I will take this as a warning to the fact that, you can never trust friends when you are knocked out!!!!

Steph and Jes