RICHARD
07-25-2005, 02:07 AM
I was watching an Elvis Presley movie today..
During one scene of the movie....
He had a guitar in hand and was outside a woman's dressing room.
Plucking and Singing....
How long before Elvis gets pummeled by store security?
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In Formula One racing there is a guy who puts gas into the car. when the car stops in the pit area.....
How do they let him know that the has put enough gas into the car?
They hit him, in the back, with a wooden stick.
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Why are there little logos in the corner of the TV screen??
I do not need to be reminded of the channel, I know where I am at!!!
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Why are all my favorite Rock and Roll songs in commercials?
During one scene of the movie....
He had a guitar in hand and was outside a woman's dressing room.
Plucking and Singing....
How long before Elvis gets pummeled by store security?
___________________________________
In Formula One racing there is a guy who puts gas into the car. when the car stops in the pit area.....
How do they let him know that the has put enough gas into the car?
They hit him, in the back, with a wooden stick.
_____________________
Why are there little logos in the corner of the TV screen??
I do not need to be reminded of the channel, I know where I am at!!!
_________________
Why are all my favorite Rock and Roll songs in commercials?