GraciesMommy
07-12-2005, 08:54 PM
Pregnancy Q & A!
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my
baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine
a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody
that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?
Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel
during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be
called an air current.
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.
Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery
room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.
Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering
from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.
Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?!
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.
Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife
begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my
baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine
a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody
that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?
Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel
during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be
called an air current.
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.
Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery
room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.
Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering
from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.
Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?!
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.
Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife
begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college