zippy-kat
02-19-2002, 06:19 PM
Want to try your hand at some of these? Any other takers?
The following are common everyday sayings. Can you figure out what they are?
1. Members of an avian species of identical plumage congregate.
2. Surveillance should precede saltation.
3. Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.
4. It is fruitless to become lachrymose over precipitantly departed lactic fluid.
5. Freedom from incrustations of grim is contiguous to rectitude.
6. The stylus is more potent than the claymore.
7. It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.
8. Eschew the implement of correction an vitiate the scion.
9. The temperature of the aqueous content of an unremittingly ogled saucepan does not reach 212 degrees Fahrenheit.
10. All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.
11. Where there are visible vapors having their prevnarce in ignited carbonaceous material there is conflagration.
12. Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.
13. A plethora of individuals with expertise in culinary techniques vitiate the potable concotion produced by steeping certain soupestibles.
14. Eleemosynary deeds have their incipience intramurally.
15. Male cadavers are incapable of yielding any testimony.
16. Indviduals who make their abode in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting petrous projectiles.
17. Neophyte's serendipity.
18. Exclusive dedication of necessitous chores without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders John a hebetudinous fellow.
19. A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates congeries of a small green oryophitic plane.
20. A person presenting the ultimate cachinnation possessed therby optimal cachinnation.
21. Desist from enumerating your fowl prior to their emergence from the shell.
22. A chronic disposition to inquiry deprived the domestic feline carnivorous quadruped of its vital quality.
23. Amorous disposition is bereft of optical function.
24. Persons deficient in the faculty of determining values move with impetuosity into places which the purely spiritual beings view with trepidatioin.
25. Immediately upon the absence of the domesticated carnivorous feline, the common rodent proceeds to engage in a sportive fashion.
26. A round bulging vessel made of staves bound with hoops is destitute of contents productive of the most deafening sound.
27. Products of ingenuity are the offspring of exigency.
28. It is in the realm of possibility to entice an equine member of the animal kingdon to a source of oxidized hydrogen, however, it is not possible to force him to imbibe.
29. An ornithological specimen within the terminal extremity of the human arm is of equal value compared to twice as many such specimens located in or behind a vegetational greenery.
30. The members of the species Aves which arrives first acquires the invertebrate neamatode.
31. It is not possible to retain possession of certain bakery products while simultaneously consuming them.
32. To ignite a tape is perferable to obscenities oaths directed toward a lack of it.
(And my personal favorite...)
33. The violent rage of the nether regions is in no way comparable to the uncontrollable temper of a member of the female species held in disdain.
Number 26 is the only one I don't know...If anyone wants help, just ask!
The following are common everyday sayings. Can you figure out what they are?
1. Members of an avian species of identical plumage congregate.
2. Surveillance should precede saltation.
3. Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.
4. It is fruitless to become lachrymose over precipitantly departed lactic fluid.
5. Freedom from incrustations of grim is contiguous to rectitude.
6. The stylus is more potent than the claymore.
7. It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.
8. Eschew the implement of correction an vitiate the scion.
9. The temperature of the aqueous content of an unremittingly ogled saucepan does not reach 212 degrees Fahrenheit.
10. All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.
11. Where there are visible vapors having their prevnarce in ignited carbonaceous material there is conflagration.
12. Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.
13. A plethora of individuals with expertise in culinary techniques vitiate the potable concotion produced by steeping certain soupestibles.
14. Eleemosynary deeds have their incipience intramurally.
15. Male cadavers are incapable of yielding any testimony.
16. Indviduals who make their abode in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting petrous projectiles.
17. Neophyte's serendipity.
18. Exclusive dedication of necessitous chores without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders John a hebetudinous fellow.
19. A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates congeries of a small green oryophitic plane.
20. A person presenting the ultimate cachinnation possessed therby optimal cachinnation.
21. Desist from enumerating your fowl prior to their emergence from the shell.
22. A chronic disposition to inquiry deprived the domestic feline carnivorous quadruped of its vital quality.
23. Amorous disposition is bereft of optical function.
24. Persons deficient in the faculty of determining values move with impetuosity into places which the purely spiritual beings view with trepidatioin.
25. Immediately upon the absence of the domesticated carnivorous feline, the common rodent proceeds to engage in a sportive fashion.
26. A round bulging vessel made of staves bound with hoops is destitute of contents productive of the most deafening sound.
27. Products of ingenuity are the offspring of exigency.
28. It is in the realm of possibility to entice an equine member of the animal kingdon to a source of oxidized hydrogen, however, it is not possible to force him to imbibe.
29. An ornithological specimen within the terminal extremity of the human arm is of equal value compared to twice as many such specimens located in or behind a vegetational greenery.
30. The members of the species Aves which arrives first acquires the invertebrate neamatode.
31. It is not possible to retain possession of certain bakery products while simultaneously consuming them.
32. To ignite a tape is perferable to obscenities oaths directed toward a lack of it.
(And my personal favorite...)
33. The violent rage of the nether regions is in no way comparable to the uncontrollable temper of a member of the female species held in disdain.
Number 26 is the only one I don't know...If anyone wants help, just ask!