A plot to kitnap Willy from Montreal

[sasvermont]

I have hired private detectives to find out exactly where Willy resides and as soon as we locate him, I have authorized the detectives to kitnap him and bring him to an undisclosed site where he will be auctioned off to the highest bidder(s).

Anyone want to start the bidding?

[Killearn Kitties]

Excellent plan! I'll make the opening bid.

Is it A&P Investigations you have hired? If so, we will have to make sure that they don't take Willy straight home. Cats that enter that house never seem to leave ...

[Barbara]

I think it would be best that the un-disclosed place is on a different continent and suggest good old Europe:D

A&P investigations may help in this as I am not sure they want any more little nawtee brothers;)

[Edwina's Secretary]

I must go out of town but be assured I will top any bid you get!

I want Willy!!!!

[Lacey]

For Wee Willy Winkie? Hmmm... I'll bid with Kahlua, her donkey, a featherwand with a jingly bell on it, and all the change in my truck's console!

[catmandu]

I WILL PUT UP POUNCETTE.ON SECOND THOUGHT,POUNCETTE,HAS BEEN A LOT NICER,,LATELY.SO SHE STAYS.SORRY WEE WILLIE!

[Tubby & Peanut's Mom]

Originally posted by Killearn Kitties
Is it A&P Investigations you have hired? If so, we will have to make sure that they don't take Willy straight home. Cats that enter that house never seem to leave ...

Rut roe, Kim, your reputation precedes you. ;) :D :D

I will assist with the auctioning instead of actually bidding.

Hebiblablablablabla....hebiblabala....SOLD! Oops, got a head of myself there. ;) :D

[Abby&Buddy'sMom]

We will bid for Willy....4 furry mice, 3 bouncy balls, 1 fishing pole with a fuzzy on it, 2 bags of treats.....and our most prized thing of all....
my yellow ring ....sincerely Abby and her partner Buddy http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid159/p9ebac2ac943ecea575fa316d3495ef44/f5078465.jpg SSHHH.... don't tell mom we have been here on PT, because either of us arent old enough yet to use the internet:D

[momcat]

I'm definitely in the bidding, just trying to figure up all the assets. One thing concerns me though, what guarantee do we have that the hired detectives won't keep Willy for themselves and never contact us again? We all know that just one look at Willy is all it takes to fall hopelessly in love with him.

[catnapper]

Originally posted by Killearn Kitties
Excellent plan! I'll make the opening bid.

Is it A&P Investigations you have hired? If so, we will have to make sure that they don't take Willy straight home. Cats that enter that house never seem to leave ...

A&P are not confiming nor are they denying anything. I DID see Pouncer near the road atlas yesterday, and Allen was looking at photos... now that you mention it, he could have been deciding which photo would be best on a passport!

Now, their meowmie wonders how she has such a reputation for keeping cats. Just because her screen name is catnapper does not mean she actually does it in person! ;) Just because two (possibly three) of her fosters never left... oh phooey... you know very well that if that cutie pie came here that he'd never leave!

[jazzcat]

We are currently busy gathering up all we have to bid with. I want Wild Hair Willy!!!

[rg_girlca]

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: OH NO!!!!!!!!

I'll be back..........................................

[Abby&Buddy'sMom]

If you REALLY WANT sweet little that bad....maybe Rocky would be willing to trade in "the Clubber" for him....:eek: ;) hhhmmmm.....willy for clubber....LOL!

[jazzcat]

Originally posted by Abby&Buddy'sMom
If you REALLY WANT sweet little that bad....maybe Rocky would be willing to trade in "the Clubber" for him....:eek: ;) hhhmmmm.....willy for clubber....LOL!
ROFLOL!!!! The thing is I can't figure out how to get those two apart and can't part with my Rocky boy.

[rg_girlca]

Okay I talked with Willy about the situation.

I went into his room and found him sleeping. So I woke him up to tell him that some people are on their way to kitnap him.
This is how it went.

"Willy, sweetie, meowmie has to tell you something."
"What meowmie, what is it?"
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid172/pf6c261d30bba086ef3a54994ce56be28/f3c1c151.jpg

"Well Willy, there are some people that want to come over here to kitnap you."
"Whhhhaaattttt!!!!! Oh no, I have to hide somewhere meowmie."
So he picked his favorite hiding place. Snuggled in among my vacuum cleaner hose.
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid172/paf737e5cd516c37d9c415d0a9d67a90c/f3c1c163.jpg

"Sorry sweetie, but they can see you there."
"I know, I will hide in the big cat house."
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid172/p695ee0828f81941687a7fa4db0ab6402/f3c1c15a.jpg
"Ummmm, they will find you in there, for sure."

More coming up in next post. :D

[rg_girlca]

"Oh, meowmie, what I'm I going to do. I don't want to leave you, I wuvs you too much."
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid172/pa80033e50c68fb14928eebc3e4b7a5c0/f3c1bfaa.jpg

"Don't you worry your adorable little head off as meowmie has taken every precaution necessary to make sure these people will not get to you.
I barracaded the doors, put bars on the windows and put an electric fence around the perimeter.

"Awwww, so now I can get back to my nappies. Thank you meowmie."
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid172/pd9e40410eb53ee20c54639e57325bc68/f3cb326a.jpg

"No sweetie, you come and sleep on my lap, right where you belong."
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid171/p388dcb5c6234290aeaecf34ee6d56576/f3e0da7c.jpg

[rg_girlca]

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!

You guys are just wwwaaaayyyy ttttooooo fffuuuuunnnyyy.
I was taking a sip of my tea, while scrolling down to view any new posts when I saw this thread. My gosh I almost chocked on my tea.

What a "HOOT".

I am so flattered that some of you want my precious Wild Hair, Wee Willy Winky, but would you settle for pictures instead?:D

[Tubby & Peanut's Mom]

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid172/pa80033e50c68fb14928eebc3e4b7a5c0/f3c1bfaa.jpg

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid171/p388dcb5c6234290aeaecf34ee6d56576/f3e0da7c.jpg

Gee, how wild and wooly you are widdle Willy! :D :D

I know there are going to be a lot of disappointed people here, Willy. You are just too durn cute for your own good. However, I for one am thrilled with the your new pics, and I think you pick the best hiding spots ever! :D

[Killearn Kitties]

Adorable though his pictures are, it's not quite the same is it? I mean look at this face.

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid172/pa80033e50c68fb14928eebc3e4b7a5c0/f3c1bfaa.jpg

We want to stroke those ears. We want to kiss that nosie. We want to snuggle Wild Hair Willy!

[catnapper]

Ok, this is your payback for tring to buy Abby in Jen's illegal auction!

I'll bid $20 just for this picture alone!
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid172/pf6c261d30bba086ef3a54994ce56be28/f3c1c151.jpg
He is giving the most adoring look, "meowmie, I wuv you sooo much."

[Barbara]

Oh Lorraine, you think you can post these pictures and not make us all mad:)


Willy I wuvs you too:)

[CalliesMom]

YA KNOW...Lorraine does have to leave the house sometime. :eek:

[rg_girlca]

Thanks everyone. You have really made my day with this thread.

Killearn Kitties. Well, you are more than welcome to come down here anytime to kiss & snuggle with Willy and that goes for all of you Willy fans.

LOL!!!!! Kim, I knew that would come back and haunt me one day.

Barbara, why would anyone be mad.;)

Callies Mom, nope, I'm going to quit my job and be a stay at home mom.:D

[NoahsMommy]

ha ha...you guys are funny!!! :)

Willy is SO CUTE! I can see the reason for wanting to kitnap him.

[shais_mom]

what a cute thread
and the wee wittle willy is adorable as always!

[G535]

Willy is cute but there must be thousands of other wild hair kittens out there that need homes without having to steal someone else's kitten. Yes, I know it's just a joke. :)

[krazyaboutkatz]

Willy sure is a cutie pie.:D If I lived closer you'd be in trouble Lorraine.;)

[manda_moo87]

Oh my goodness... Willy is just too precious! :D :D

[Randy_K]

Willey is going to have such long hair when he grows up! What a cutie!

[kittycats_delight]

poow widdle wild wooley willy...it's ok widdle buddy I will add reinforcements to meowmies to ensure no kitnipping incident. I will bring the cali patrol with me. Lilith can be a mean drunk so I will just make sure she is nipped up before she goes on duty and Vixen is just way to full of energy so she will chance the kitnappers til they can't run no more. Don't worry widdle willy we will pwotect you.

[Barbara]

Originally posted by rg_girlca

Barbara, why would anyone be mad.;)



:o I meant crazy! The meanings of these words touch in German closer than they do in English:o :o

But you are responsible for certain Willy-mania at this board;)

[momcat]

Well, it looks like the entire plan was found out. At least we tried. Williy, you're cuter today than you were yesterday! How do you do that? Be sure to tell meowmie that I'm available to babysit for you anytime.....

[Maya & Inka's mommy]

Originally posted by Barbara
I think it would be best that the un-disclosed place is on a different continent and suggest good old Europe:D



Oh yes, Europe is super!! How about BELGIUM

;) :p :D . I would LOVE to hide that cute widdle boy!!!

[catcrazylady]

LOL!!!! ROFLMBO!!!! :D :D :D :D

This thread is hilarious!!!!:D :D :D


I'm in on the bidding guys!!! I want that Widdle Willy too!

It just doesn't get much cuter than this!!!
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid172/pa80033e50c68fb14928eebc3e4b7a5c0/f3c1bfaa.jpg

Lorraine you better hide that little boy!

[Killearn Kitties]

Originally posted by Barbara
But you are responsible for certain Willy-mania at this board;)
Ooh, I like Willymania, Barbara! One for the furminology dictionary, I think!

[sasvermont]

The detectives have been working like mad. They have the address but now have to find a way to distract Willy's meowme so that they can nab him and bring him to my house, I mean an undisclosed location. I will let you know when it does happen. It seems that Lorainne has let her guard down a few times and it is getting closer to the time for the kitnapping to take place.

The bids haven't been all that impressive. Mostly swaps, which will not improve my bank account, I mean, the persons involved will not be happy. I don't want you to think that I am the one doing the bargining. I am just the contact person. Right.

Watch out Willy. It is just a matter of time until you will be a world traveler.

[Edwina's Secretary]

Here's the deal....whatever anyone else bids...I raise it one stuffed mouse.....

[momcat]

Okay folks, here's the winning bid... I'm putting up one half of whatever cash amount is in the pot right now. In addition, Willy will have his very own fishie bed (already ordered and on the way); a personalized litter box in his favorite color;a shopping spree at PetCo for any and all toys that catch his little eye; Groucho has already collected a few items for his soon to be baby brother. This part took some doing, but Willy will be brought to a secured neighboring airport in Snoopy's Sopwith Camel which has already been equipped with digital cable tv including surround sound. All we need to do is distract the detectives for just a second or two and we are out of there

[Barbara]

I top the last offer by a sunny balcony spot with a fresh green catnip bed:)