kuhio98
06-05-2005, 01:03 AM
Well, we had our garage sale for Second Chances All Animal Rescue today as I mentioned in an earlier thread: http://petoftheday.com/talk/showthread.php?s=&threadid=80804
THE GOOD: We raised $507.83 for the rescue ! :D :D :D
THE BAD: Some poor excuse for a human being stole one of the tools out of a Sears Craftsman set that our neighbors donated. This set of thingy-majiggies (obviously, I know nothing about tools) costs $60 at Sears. It was brand new, never been used. Someone stole just one of the tools, so we have to mark it down significantly. :(
THE UGLY: A man with a very full, bushy beard dropped by and got into a conversation with my husband about cars. Turns out this gentlemen is a mechanic. He was very expressive with his hands and gestured wildly. My husband (being a man, after all) :rolleyes: completely missed the fact that there were 2-inch, cotton candy pink fake nails on these "man hands". :eek: They talked and talked and he gestured and gestured. By this time, I was quite hypnotized by the pink nails and he noticed my facination. At which point, I asked him if working on cars was hard on his manicure. :p (My husband FINALLY noticed!) He said no and volunteered that he works as a female impersonator on the weekends (with a full beard?) :confused: I didn't ask any more questions. At this point he left with his purchase. What was his purchase, you ask? Well, he bought 10 pairs on extra large, control top Nordstrom pantyhose. :eek:
Soooo, if you're ever in a drag bar in Anchorage, Alaska and a "woman" with a full beard comes up to you, be kind. "She's" an animal lover.
Lisa
THE GOOD: We raised $507.83 for the rescue ! :D :D :D
THE BAD: Some poor excuse for a human being stole one of the tools out of a Sears Craftsman set that our neighbors donated. This set of thingy-majiggies (obviously, I know nothing about tools) costs $60 at Sears. It was brand new, never been used. Someone stole just one of the tools, so we have to mark it down significantly. :(
THE UGLY: A man with a very full, bushy beard dropped by and got into a conversation with my husband about cars. Turns out this gentlemen is a mechanic. He was very expressive with his hands and gestured wildly. My husband (being a man, after all) :rolleyes: completely missed the fact that there were 2-inch, cotton candy pink fake nails on these "man hands". :eek: They talked and talked and he gestured and gestured. By this time, I was quite hypnotized by the pink nails and he noticed my facination. At which point, I asked him if working on cars was hard on his manicure. :p (My husband FINALLY noticed!) He said no and volunteered that he works as a female impersonator on the weekends (with a full beard?) :confused: I didn't ask any more questions. At this point he left with his purchase. What was his purchase, you ask? Well, he bought 10 pairs on extra large, control top Nordstrom pantyhose. :eek:
Soooo, if you're ever in a drag bar in Anchorage, Alaska and a "woman" with a full beard comes up to you, be kind. "She's" an animal lover.
Lisa