catcrazylady
06-03-2005, 10:10 AM
*sigh* Somedays pulling my hair out doesn't seem like a bad idea.
I would like you to meet the characters of the play "Fuzzy Terrorists" and introduce you to their roles.
Fuzzy Terrorist #1
Role: Instigator.
He touches everyone until they are angry. Once he has had enough he goes into hiding while the cat that he totally ticked off takes his aggression out on whomever happens to be around.
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid160/pe5c90448fbb3fb7a73b6b5578a12445f/f4e228b6.jpg
Fuzzy Terrorist #2
Role: Litter Box Tormentor
Now this one knows the scratches of every cat in the house. He knows who is in the litter box and he has certain kitties that he prefers to torment. Pepper Jack being first and foremost on his list. He sits outside the utilty room door and won't let Pepper Jack pass without a butt whoopin. He has even been known to wrap his big hairy paw around Pepper while Pepper is right in the middle of doing his business!
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid161/p1f49c47082f6195ca73585c08089f126/f4ca4aa0.jpg
Fuzzy Terrorist #3
Role: Terrorize Maggie Sue
Pepper Jack loves the excitement of tormenting Maggie. She is so easy to send over the edge! Pepper likes to find Maggie peacefully napping and he stands there and stares at her. It doesn't take long for Maggie to open her eyes and realize that Pepper Jack is "looking" at her. The reaction is immediate and creates quit the rucus and Pepper Jack never has to move. He just keeps on staring and all heck breaks loose!
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid171/p0e6a24f10d6d88d5738ec3f4b890900d/f3dc18c0.jpg
Victim #1
Role: The Screamer
Maggie Sue can squal like nobodies business! She can raise the hair on the back of your neck within the blink of an eye. She has a unique growl as well. She growls long and loud but when she takes a breath she snorts! We believe this to be the reason Terrorist #3 likes to "look" at her.
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid153/p2025756cd2a7f07862d506e2b7ca2a7b/f58f8158.jpg
Homeland Security
Role: Peace Keeper
Whenever there is an issue with any of the terrorists Sammy comes to the rescue! The big boy has control and power over them all. All conflicts come to an immediate end when razor back Sammy comes on the scene! He restores peace and sends each terrorist on their way.
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid115/p6ae543080801806a62db8a08dfbe68e5/f8bf130c.jpg
Comic Relief
Role: Dork
The Dork seems to always be near the scene of the crime. He does the head tilting at Maggie Sue's horrid screams. He is amused by the antics of all the characters and always seems to add a comic twist.
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid160/p27dc61bb1c7d69d0117ddb60d666bf60/f4eb6c6d.jpg
All other kitties in the house occasionally take on the role of victim or terrorist but the main characters are mentioned above. They practice their roles two, three, TEN times a day!!!
I am failing miserably at my role of director!
I would like you to meet the characters of the play "Fuzzy Terrorists" and introduce you to their roles.
Fuzzy Terrorist #1
Role: Instigator.
He touches everyone until they are angry. Once he has had enough he goes into hiding while the cat that he totally ticked off takes his aggression out on whomever happens to be around.
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid160/pe5c90448fbb3fb7a73b6b5578a12445f/f4e228b6.jpg
Fuzzy Terrorist #2
Role: Litter Box Tormentor
Now this one knows the scratches of every cat in the house. He knows who is in the litter box and he has certain kitties that he prefers to torment. Pepper Jack being first and foremost on his list. He sits outside the utilty room door and won't let Pepper Jack pass without a butt whoopin. He has even been known to wrap his big hairy paw around Pepper while Pepper is right in the middle of doing his business!
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid161/p1f49c47082f6195ca73585c08089f126/f4ca4aa0.jpg
Fuzzy Terrorist #3
Role: Terrorize Maggie Sue
Pepper Jack loves the excitement of tormenting Maggie. She is so easy to send over the edge! Pepper likes to find Maggie peacefully napping and he stands there and stares at her. It doesn't take long for Maggie to open her eyes and realize that Pepper Jack is "looking" at her. The reaction is immediate and creates quit the rucus and Pepper Jack never has to move. He just keeps on staring and all heck breaks loose!
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid171/p0e6a24f10d6d88d5738ec3f4b890900d/f3dc18c0.jpg
Victim #1
Role: The Screamer
Maggie Sue can squal like nobodies business! She can raise the hair on the back of your neck within the blink of an eye. She has a unique growl as well. She growls long and loud but when she takes a breath she snorts! We believe this to be the reason Terrorist #3 likes to "look" at her.
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid153/p2025756cd2a7f07862d506e2b7ca2a7b/f58f8158.jpg
Homeland Security
Role: Peace Keeper
Whenever there is an issue with any of the terrorists Sammy comes to the rescue! The big boy has control and power over them all. All conflicts come to an immediate end when razor back Sammy comes on the scene! He restores peace and sends each terrorist on their way.
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid115/p6ae543080801806a62db8a08dfbe68e5/f8bf130c.jpg
Comic Relief
Role: Dork
The Dork seems to always be near the scene of the crime. He does the head tilting at Maggie Sue's horrid screams. He is amused by the antics of all the characters and always seems to add a comic twist.
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid160/p27dc61bb1c7d69d0117ddb60d666bf60/f4eb6c6d.jpg
All other kitties in the house occasionally take on the role of victim or terrorist but the main characters are mentioned above. They practice their roles two, three, TEN times a day!!!
I am failing miserably at my role of director!