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QueenScoopalot
05-28-2005, 10:50 AM
Man Leaps From Car to Retrieve Cigarette

FOREMAN, Ark. (May 23) - A man was injured when he jumped from a car traveling 55-60 mph in an effort to retrieve a cigarette blown out of a passenger-side window.

Jeff Foran, 38, suffered trauma to his nose, eyes and chin after leaping from the car Saturday night and landing on the eastbound lane of Arkansas 234 near the Oklahoma border, state police Trooper Jamie Gravier said.

The driver of the car, Jerry Glenn Nelson, 44, of Haworth, Okla., said Foran had asked him earlier in the evening to be a designated driver after a night of drinking.

"Foran did the right thing and asked his buddy to drive him home. Foran showed up at Nelson's home about 45 minutes earlier saying he (Foran) was too intoxicated to drive home," Gravier said.

"Nelson said Foran was smoking a cigarette when it blew out the window and Foran jumped out the window to retrieve the cigarette. Nelson said he was driving between 55 and 60 mph when Foran jumped out," the trooper said.

"It was obvious he was extremely intoxicated and this man was hurt," Gravier said. "If anything could make him stop smoking, this should be it. The man is lucky to be alive."

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Certainly lacking in brain cells!
:eek: :rolleyes: :confused: ;)

moosmom
05-28-2005, 11:53 AM
Jan,

Are you SURE it wasn't one of them funny cigarettes with the twisted ends??? The only thing that would make ME leap out of a moving vehicle would NOT be your normal, average, everyday over-the-counter cigarette. THAT'S for sure!! ;)

RICHARD
05-28-2005, 12:39 PM
Originally posted by QueenScoopalot
Man Leaps From Car to Retrieve Cigarette


Certainly lacking in brain cells!
:eek: :rolleyes: :confused: ;)

the dangers of tobacco!!!:D

Oggyflute
05-28-2005, 11:35 PM
Sounds like it was a doobie to me.:rolleyes:

sammy101
05-29-2005, 12:05 AM
Originally posted by Oggyflute
Sounds like it was a doobie to me.:rolleyes:

lol,thats what i thought

moosmom
05-29-2005, 07:03 AM
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Originally posted by Oggyflute
Sounds like it was a doobie to me.
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That's the first thing that came to MY mind! :p

QueenScoopalot
05-29-2005, 08:05 AM
A new take on the old commercial? "I'd walk a mile for a Camel"? :confused:

RICHARD
05-29-2005, 10:01 AM
Alcohol + Motorvehicle= Velocity

Lit Cigarette + Open window = Trouble.


Velocity + Inertia + Gravity + Trouble =


One stupid drunk passenger that falls on his freaking head.

QueenScoopalot
05-29-2005, 10:52 AM
"One stupid drunk passenger that falls on his freaking head."
As the old adage goes....no brain = no pain!
:rolleyes: ;)

Pit Chick
05-31-2005, 09:17 AM
Maybe he was trying to test the speed of light....on a cigarette.

lbaker
05-31-2005, 10:25 AM
Speed of "Bright" - * or not bright * is more like it :rolleyes:

RICHARD
06-05-2005, 03:21 PM
GREAT NEWS!!!!

THe doctor said I"ll be healed in time for July 16th!!!!!!!:D