Jadapit
05-26-2005, 09:41 AM
Dogology
> The reason a dog has so many friends is that he
wags his tail
>instead of his tongue. - Anonymous
>
> If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I
want to go
>where they went. - Will Rogers
>
> Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive
evidence that
>you are wonderful. - Ann Landers
>
> There is no psychiatrist in the world like a
puppy licking your
>face. - Ben Williams
>
> A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you
more than they
>love themselves. - Josh Billings
>
> The average dog is a nicer person than the
average person.
>- Andy Rooney
>
> We give dogs time we can spare, space we can
spare and love we
>can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all.
It's the best deal
>man has ever made. - M. Acklam
>
> I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members
of a weird
>religious cult. - Rita Rudner
>
> Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like
never bathed a
>dog. - Franklin P.
>
> If your dog is fat, YOU aren't getting enough
exercise. - Unknown
>
> My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo
is up to $3.00 a
>can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money. - Joe
Weinstein
>
> Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? We
come back from
>a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken,
pork, half a
>cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on
earth! - Anne
>Tyler
>
> You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the
dog will give you
>a look that says, 'My God, you're right! I never
would've thought of
>that!' - Dave Barry
>
> Dogs are not our whole life, but they do make our
lives whole. -
>Roger Caras
>
> If you think dogs can't count, try putting three
dog biscuits in
>your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them. -
Phil Pastoret
>
> My goal in life is to be as good of a person as
my dog already
>thinks I am. - Unknown
> The reason a dog has so many friends is that he
wags his tail
>instead of his tongue. - Anonymous
>
> If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I
want to go
>where they went. - Will Rogers
>
> Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive
evidence that
>you are wonderful. - Ann Landers
>
> There is no psychiatrist in the world like a
puppy licking your
>face. - Ben Williams
>
> A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you
more than they
>love themselves. - Josh Billings
>
> The average dog is a nicer person than the
average person.
>- Andy Rooney
>
> We give dogs time we can spare, space we can
spare and love we
>can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all.
It's the best deal
>man has ever made. - M. Acklam
>
> I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members
of a weird
>religious cult. - Rita Rudner
>
> Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like
never bathed a
>dog. - Franklin P.
>
> If your dog is fat, YOU aren't getting enough
exercise. - Unknown
>
> My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo
is up to $3.00 a
>can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money. - Joe
Weinstein
>
> Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? We
come back from
>a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken,
pork, half a
>cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on
earth! - Anne
>Tyler
>
> You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the
dog will give you
>a look that says, 'My God, you're right! I never
would've thought of
>that!' - Dave Barry
>
> Dogs are not our whole life, but they do make our
lives whole. -
>Roger Caras
>
> If you think dogs can't count, try putting three
dog biscuits in
>your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them. -
Phil Pastoret
>
> My goal in life is to be as good of a person as
my dog already
>thinks I am. - Unknown