shais_mom
02-01-2002, 12:35 AM
I know this has been posted a few times but this has a different spin on it!
If your dog could change a light bulb
Afghan: Light bulb? What light bulb?
Australian Shepherd: Put all the bulbs in a little circle ...
Beagle: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I ate was a light bulb?
Border Collie: Just one? And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to
code.
Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb (this reference may be a little dated!
Anybody got a better one?)
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid lamp!
Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our
whole lives ahead of us, and you're worrying about a stupid burned-out
light bulb?
Hound Dog: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Irish Wolfhound; Can somebody else do it? I've got a hangover.
Labrador: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb!!! Can I?
Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
Pointer: I see it! There it is! Right there!
Rottweiller: Go Ahead! Make me!
Shitzu: Puh-leeez, dahling. I have servants for that kind of thing.
Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By
the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Special Bonus!
Cat: You need light to see?
If your dog could change a light bulb
Afghan: Light bulb? What light bulb?
Australian Shepherd: Put all the bulbs in a little circle ...
Beagle: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I ate was a light bulb?
Border Collie: Just one? And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to
code.
Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb (this reference may be a little dated!
Anybody got a better one?)
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid lamp!
Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our
whole lives ahead of us, and you're worrying about a stupid burned-out
light bulb?
Hound Dog: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Irish Wolfhound; Can somebody else do it? I've got a hangover.
Labrador: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb!!! Can I?
Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
Pointer: I see it! There it is! Right there!
Rottweiller: Go Ahead! Make me!
Shitzu: Puh-leeez, dahling. I have servants for that kind of thing.
Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By
the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Special Bonus!
Cat: You need light to see?