moosmom
04-05-2005, 08:11 PM
A guy finishes reading a book titled "The Man of the House". Feeling macho, he approaches his wife and says, "I am the man of the house and what I say is LAW!!!"
"I want you to prepare my dinner every single night and served at precisely 7 pm. I want you to make me homemade deserts, a different one every night. After dinner, I expect you to draw me a nice hot bath. In the morning, I expect to be dressed properly. Do you know WHO will be responsible for dressing me???"
The wife replies, "Yeah, the funeral director!"
"I want you to prepare my dinner every single night and served at precisely 7 pm. I want you to make me homemade deserts, a different one every night. After dinner, I expect you to draw me a nice hot bath. In the morning, I expect to be dressed properly. Do you know WHO will be responsible for dressing me???"
The wife replies, "Yeah, the funeral director!"