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Lexi_Lover
03-21-2005, 02:31 PM
Ok, so I found these quotes from a calnder I gpot for Christmas! There is a quote that might have something to do with the month! So, let me know what you think! The ones in purple are my favourites!

It also has very funny distorted cat and dog pictures! :p

January:
Star the year with a positive attitude...and an excuse for everything!

February:
Love puts a twinkle in your eye...and a dent in your wallet!

March:
Keep your nose out of people's buisness, unless you smeel some good gossip!

April:
Let a smile be your umbrella...but plan on getting soaked.

May:
Don't be too proud to beg --- it could be the only way to get what you want!

June:
Sometimes, the solution to all life's problems is a good dessert.

July:
When in doubt, act happy --- it'll drive everyone else carzy!

August:
Perfect the art of looking innocent --- then you can get away with anything!

September:
Put your best foot forward...and try not to step in anything! :D

October:
Sometimes its better to hang out then hang in.

November:
Watch out for people who act weird --- they may not be acting! :eek: :p

December:
Ah, the holidays! The perfect time to visit family and friends...and a therapist!



LOL, oh man I love these things! I always laugh at the ones I put in purple! :D I know they make my day when I see them and the crazy animal picture beside it!

Oggyflute
03-22-2005, 12:07 AM
Very good. :D My favourite saying is:

"Politeness is like an air-cushion, there is nothing in it, but it softens the pressure of life."

And of course the one on my sig,

"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our life whole"

Lexi_Lover
03-23-2005, 03:00 PM
Bump! :p