Top 10 Dog Peeves about Humans

[Pit Chick]

1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funny at all!!!
2. Yelling at me for barking... I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT!
3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out.
Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it!
5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons... now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! WhooooHoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!
8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet!
9. Dog sweaters. Hello ???... Haven't you noticed the fur?
10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.

Now lay off me on some of these thing's, We both know who's boss here!!!

You Don't See Me Picking
Up Your Poop Do You?

[Kevin Farmer]

looks like everyone missed this, i was just looking back at things that i missed...this was so funny:D :D :D :D :D

:p barbra:p

[Kevin Farmer]

:( i would enjoy seeing your pitties...i believe i must have missed
them somewhere:(

:p please!:p barbra:p

[LKPike]

6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! WhooooHoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

lol Jillian hates it when I do that! She usually charges at me and bites me :p:p

[chrissycat21]

lol. :D :D The cruel things we humans do to our dogs...:p