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cali
03-03-2005, 09:00 PM
I know I know they are groaners lol

1. can giraffs have babys?
no they can only have giraffs

2. what clothing does a house wear?
address

3. why was the belt arrested?
for holding up the pants

4. what does the invisable man drink at snack time?
evaporated milk

5. where is the ocean the deepest?
at the bottom

6. What do you need to spot an iceberg 20 miles away?
good eyesight

7. how does a king open a door?
with a monarchy