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RICHARD
02-28-2005, 01:10 PM
Thieves target people on the loo

German police are warning that pickpockets are stooping to new lows by robbing people while they are on the loo.

In the latest case the thief struck as a man, aged 32, from Aachen in North Rhine-Westphalia, was using a public toilet.

The thief, in this case believed to be a woman, slipped her hand under the wall of the cubicle and removed the wallet from the man's trousers, which were around his ankles.

The man, who lost about 70 pounds in the robbery, said he was unable to race after the pickpocket immediately "given the situation" and the fact his trousers were around his ankles.
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I think that the robbery is the LEAST of this guy's worries....

70 pounds???? A robbery diet????:confused:
GraciesMommy
02-28-2005, 01:46 PM
wow!
Pit Chick
02-28-2005, 02:48 PM
You would think after losing 70 pounds he would have been able to run fast enough to catch the thief.

"wait, here I have 20 more pounds you can have!"

:p
luckies4me
02-28-2005, 06:01 PM
LOL! :D
Suki Wingy
02-28-2005, 11:23 PM
LoL:D That sounds so funny and weird when you first read it:D Then I was like, oh yeah, this!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v643/sukiwingy/Backgrounds/lbs.gif
Oggyflute
03-01-2005, 12:06 AM
Well if they tried that with me, the thief would defineately have a green tinge on there face.:D
RICHARD
03-01-2005, 11:20 AM
Originally posted by Suki Wingy
LoL:D That sounds so funny and weird when you first read it:D Then I was like, oh yeah, this!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v643/sukiwingy/Backgrounds/lbs.gif

I can't get anything past you....:D
zippy-kat
03-01-2005, 01:11 PM
Do I admit it took me about 20 min and Suki Wingy's picture for me to get it? :rolleyes: :o
RICHARD
03-01-2005, 02:11 PM
Originally posted by zippy-kat
Do I admit it took me about 20 min and Suki Wingy's picture for me to get it? :rolleyes: :o


Nope, don't say anything.

Do you know how long it would take you to lose 70 pounds in the
loo???
;)
zippy-kat
03-01-2005, 05:19 PM
Originally posted by RICHARD
Nope, don't say anything.

Do you know how long it would take you to lose 70 pounds in the
loo???
;)

Well, I didn't read it that he lost 70 lbs *in* the loo, just that he lost 70 lbs. lol
QueenScoopalot
03-01-2005, 06:42 PM
Hmmm a whole lot of laxatives, and bulimia to top it off? Maybe he sat on that loo a long time lol loo lololoo! :D Eek now I feel like I'm yodeling.
IRescue452
03-02-2005, 07:56 AM
rofl, I'm so used to pounds being money I couldn't figure out why you said diet. wow. That's all I have to say.
RICHARD
03-02-2005, 11:15 AM
Originally posted by IRescue452
rofl, I'm so used to pounds being money I couldn't figure out why you said diet. wow.

I don't get out too often.:confused:
Pit Chick
03-02-2005, 01:34 PM
Originally posted by RICHARD
I don't get out too often.:confused:

Don't or you might lose a few pounds. :D :p