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CountryWolf07
02-22-2005, 12:50 PM
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.

A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free
speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I ' m at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, ..go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$60,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .... The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"

MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room look at him in astonishment. Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
kt_luvs_kitties
02-22-2005, 12:53 PM
hahahaha. That was so funny, and I was not expecting that:D:D:D
RICHARD
02-22-2005, 12:54 PM
LOLOLOLOL....

That was a good one!:D
RobiLee
02-22-2005, 05:31 PM
Heheheheh.....so funny! I'll have to pass that one along!

Robin ;)
animal_rescue
02-22-2005, 05:34 PM
lol, that's great!
lizbud
02-22-2005, 06:27 PM
:D :D :D
cocker_luva
02-22-2005, 06:32 PM
OMG!!! that is sooo funny!!! :D :D :D :D :D
Oggyflute
02-22-2005, 11:51 PM
LMAO :D :D :D :D , very good.
moosmom
02-23-2005, 09:07 AM
LOL! Good one!
lute
02-23-2005, 10:00 AM
that's great!:D
BitsyNaceyDog
02-23-2005, 10:00 AM
ha ha, too cute
:)
My Peanuts
02-23-2005, 03:29 PM
That's a good one. I just read it to my coworker :D
luckies4me
02-23-2005, 03:37 PM
That's awesome! :D LOL. The ending was not what I was expecting that's for sure. :p
GoldenRetrLuver
02-23-2005, 06:15 PM
LOL!
That sooo sounds like something my dad would do. :p;)
popcornbird
02-23-2005, 08:44 PM
Now who was the stupid lady who doesn't even know her own husband's voice? :p LOL!!! VERY funny!!!
Dogz
02-23-2005, 09:54 PM
LOL! A good one, for sure. :D