The Death Test

[wolfsoul]

http://www.okcupid.com/death

Kind of creepy, but very interesting. Apparently I will be dead by June 2070. I will live until the age of 83 and then I will have a heart attack...and die. LOL. :eek: And yet, apparently I have more health and vitality than the average woman.

I found some of the questions on this test funny -- it makes me wonder if they are even relevant. Like when it asked if you hold in your farts, and if you have a history of ugliness in your family. LOL.

[slick]

You have 13600.7 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 58% of your life.


Gee...that's comforting to know.....:rolleyes:

[wolfsoul]

I've only lived 21% of my life! :p hehehe.

[micki76]

I will die in 2049 from cancer, at the age of 81. I hope I live that long! :)

I have 16160.2 days left on this earth.
I've already lived 46% of my life.

Yeah, there were a few interesting questions. I thought the one about ugliness in yourself or your family was a riot! :p

[Aspen and Misty]

I will die when I'm 81 from cancer (Scary, cancer runs in the family).

I thought this was funnny!!

WHY YOU DIE?
56% cancer
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

Ashley :D

[QueenScoopalot]

What a cheery little test! You have 10269.6 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 62% of your life.
I'm doomed on Feb 2033! :rolleyes:

[micki76]

Originally posted by Aspen and Misty
WHY YOU DIE?
56% cancer
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

Hmmm... I got the same exact thing.

I wonder if that's some sort of statistic, and not meant for us personally?

[PJ's Mom]

I got this:

WHY YOU DIE?
56% heart attack
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds


According to our research, you'll be dead by

August 2042 at age 76 probable cause, heart attack.
:rolleyes:

[catnapper]

I get to live til I'm 80, nd hubby til he's 78... now here's where our age differences make a difference. I'll be hanging around for 11 years after he's gone. :p

[Jods]

My boyfriend is 71
me 81 hehehe except I'm gonna have a lonley 10 yrs after he dies:(

[sammy101]

i cant take the test,b/c the birthday years only go up to '87,and i was born in 1990:rolleyes: :p ..i dont really want to know anyways...lol:eek: :rolleyes:

[kt_luvs_kitties]

Well that test is too scary. I feel so bad, I die at the age of 22 with a heart attack:rolleyes: January 2006.. I dont have much longer, huh? *forgets the test results* that cant be right:D

[jazzcat]

It says I'll die at age 84 from a heart attack.

You have 17203.3 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 44% of your life.

Gee, I'm not that optimistic about my lifespan.

[aly]

Eeeeeeeeeeep, you're all crazy!! I'm way TOO superstitious and creeped out by death to do one of those tests. Knowing me, I'd build up so much anxiety and fear of the day the quiz told me, I really would have a heart attack :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[chelsea]

According to our research, you'll be dead by 2050, probable cause cancer, I'll be 81.

WHY YOU DIE?
56% cancer
24% ulcers/bowel toughness
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds



:p

[GraciesMommy]

June 2038 here...good to know..lol
I have lived 57% of my life already

[Barbara]

I will die with 89 and I will die of old age:D

I'm not sure whether I wanted to get that old;)

[Karen]

At age 84, of a heart attack.
Better have a continuation/back-up plan for Pet Talk by the time I'm 83, huh? ;)

[Samantha Puppy]

According to our research, you'll be dead by August 2056, at age 78. Probable cause - cancer.

WHY YOU DIE?
56% cancer
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

You have 18843.4 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 34% of your life.

[neko1]

I'll be dead March 2062 at age 85 from old age. I've lived 33% of my life.

[Twisterdog]

According to our research, you'll be dead by

April 2055
at age 87


- probable cause -


old age


YOU DIE: 86.8 years


AVERAGE FEMALE LIFE SPAN: 77.1 years


As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average woman.

Cool. I'm digging that! :D

[kt_luvs_kitties]

How come my life is the shortest so far:( That is very comforting to know:rolleyes:

[Kristl]

i'll die in Oct. 2064 from cancer at the age of 82.9 years! Lovely.:)

[lovemyshiba]

I forget the year it said, but I'll be 86--I guess I can handle that.

I've lived 33% of my life so far.

[star of light]

man they didnt have most of the things i was suppose to fill in but i mad most of it up

wow i only have 10 more days of my life :eek: :eek:
so i die at age 13:(
but on my test i am 50 and i die at 50 but still :eek:

[cali]

lol appernetly I will die at the age of 83 in April 2070 probably from Cancer.

[star of light]

know whats scary is i die from self inflicting wounds:eek: kinda scary

[anna_66]

According to our research you'll be dead by
June 2044
at age 78 from cancer.

You have 14415.2 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 50% of your life.


hmmmm don't know if I'm happy with that or not:p

[christa]

I'm going at 79 due to cancer.

That's kinda depressing . . . but if I don't die from cancer until I'm 79 . . . not bad.

:rolleyes:

[lizbud]

Originally posted by Aspen and Misty

I thought this was funnny!!

WHY YOU DIE?
56% cancer
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

Ashley :D


I didn't take the test, I don't want to know. :D

But think the "5% drowning of the lungs " thing is a riot. :D
Never heard of anyone drowning by fingernails, or arms, did you? :rolleyes: I mean, how else can you drown?

[joycenalex]

well september 2035 at 79 of a heart attack. hmmm i'm planning on retiring at 67 1/2, so should i only plan my 401k for 13 years..:p

[kimlovescats]

June 2046, age 82 of Cancer
I have lived 49% of my life

[star of light]

i have only 9 more days to live:( :( :(
lmao yeah right

[Pit Chick]

Looks like I'll be checking out at the ripe ol' age of 80 in April 2062 from a heart attack. Guess I better start eating some Cheerios.

[RICHARD]

I live 100% of my life every day.

I'll die when I'm 95, in bed with a beautiful blonde, 30 years old, while sipping on a bloody mary.


Thank god I won't be alive to see the cigar burn a hole in my Egyptian cotton sheets!!!:D

[Pit Chick]

Originally posted by RICHARD
I'll die when I'm 95, in bed with a beautiful blonde, 30 years old, while sipping on a bloody mary.

Do Golden Retrievers live that long (30 years)? :D ;) :p

[RICHARD]

You don't have to remind me that men are dogs.....I know that..:D

[manda_moo87]

I will die...
December 2072 at age 86 of cancer.
You have 24812.7 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 21% of your life.

[flamepony12]

Originally posted by manda_moo87
I will die...
December 2072 at age 86 of cancer.
You have 24812.7 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 21% of your life.

:eek: Me tooooo!! :p

[BlueDragonsRATz]

i will die in March 2056
at age 73
heart attack
You have 18698.6 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 30% of your life.

[moosmom]

:( I want to live forever!!!!! WAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!

According to the test, I'll be dead in the year 2027 at the age of 78. Cause of death: CANCER!!

Some of those questions were really funny...

Holding in farts?? :eek:
Ugliness :rolleyes:

[Uniqueviking]

According to our research, you'll be dead by

November 2053
at age 84


- probable cause -


cancer

[cookieluver7]

I'm going to die of old age in 2072

[IRescue452]

Age 82 from a heart attack. 2067 seems too close. Funny they don't ask your race, native americans like myself tend to die sooner.

[Suki Wingy]

March 2070
at age 83
probable cause
heart attack
You have 23785.9 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 22% of your life.
OMG! Only 83?!?!? My Great aunt died an few years back at the ripe old age of almost 90, and my Great Grandma is still alive and perfecty happy at 90.

[Cincy'sMom]

October 2063, at age 88, of old age

You have 21456.2 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 33% of your life.

[CountryWolf07]

I'll be 84, from cancer..

I don't believe that stuff, though.

[Maya & Inka's mommy]

I will die of old age, in 2045, age 89:eek:


56% old age
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

Weird test :rolleyes: ; oh well, I am glad that cancer is nowhere to be found on my list ;) :D

[gini]

Well, kids, do you want to know how long I will be around to hold the BBQ every summer...............????;) ;)

A lot of BBQ's are in my future if this test is accurate!:D

[slick]

Originally posted by gini
A lot of BBQ's are in my future if this test is accurate!:D
Thank the Lord for that!! Now I can get a good nights sleep. :)

[todd]

wow

[cubby31682]

I'm not sure if I want to post mine.

January 2006 at the age of 24

You have 365.2 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 96% of your life.

Well I guess I can't wait for my birthday next month. :rolleyes:

[Josh4Colts]

i took this test twice and got dif results. 80 and 79.

[Josh4Colts]

Originally posted by cubby31682
I'm not sure if I want to post mine.

January 2006 at the age of 24

You have 365.2 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 96% of your life.

Well I guess I can't wait for my birthday next month. :rolleyes:

how?? will ?? You??

[BC_MoM]

I know this is seriously old, but I took the test. The latest birth year was 1987, I was born 1989..

You will die July 2065 at age 78. Probable cause: Cancer.
You have 21469.0 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 25% of your life.

[Miss Z]

I will die by May 2074 apparently, most likely of cancer. I couldn't do it from my real birthdate, 1992, as it didn't go that far, so I had to use 1987 instead. So I guess that really means I'll die in May 2079 aged 87. Heh, not too bad :D

The other bits:

WHY YOU DIE? 56% cancer 24% car accident 13% loneliness 5% drowning of the lungs 2% wounds
You have 24698.6 days left on this earth. You've already lived 23% of your life.

Cool quiz!

[GreyhoundGirl]

This isn't accurate, because the drop menu didn't go down to 1993. Apperentally I'll live to be 83. I'll die in 2070, if I was born in 1987. IF I were born in 1987, I would have lived 24 % of my life. Of cancer. :(

Yup, guess I'll have to wait a few years to get an acurate answer. :rolleyes:

[Catty1]

October 2032, age 76 of a heart attack.

I have joined a learn-to-run class, so hopefully I can change the stats a bit!

It's not how old you are - it's HOW you are old!

Interesting.

[areias]

According to our research, you'll be dead by

November 2007
at age 20


- probable cause -


cancer.

Wow, I'll be dead in a year. :) Sounds nifty.

[Argranade]

That sure is alot of bull..lol.

I dont want to check, dont belive in that stuff at all.

Seems almost everyone is going to die of cancer.... :rolleyes:

[Catty1]

Nope, I am doing the heart attack. More likely to be quick that way!

Hey - would be GREAT to get to the other side and find out the truth that nations all over the world are fighting about. Now to just get BACK for a moment and let them know! :D


I think one of the great benefits of a test like this is to see where I can improve things, and therefore my chance at a healthy life. While I live, I can choose!

WOOHOO!

[BC_MoM]

It's not like we believe it, Argranade. We're just doing it because it's interesting.

Cancer runs high in my family. All of my relatives on my Mom's side that have died, have died of cancer. My Dad's Mom (my grandma) had breast cancer - but thankfully has been cancer free for 4 years now. :)

[Catty1]

You have 9121.1 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 67% of your life.

YOU DIE: 75.2 years

OF CANCER.

I did this test again....hmmm.....

Don't smoke, don't drink booze....I thought I would be lying in the hospital dying of NOTHING! :D

[Argranade]

It's not like we believe it, Argranade. We're just doing it because it's interesting.

Cancer runs high in my family. All of my relatives on my Mom's side that have died, have died of cancer. My Dad's Mom (my grandma) had breast cancer - but thankfully has been cancer free for 4 years now. :)

Ya Intresting,

I rather not geuss my death, they also had this thing at the science centre where you take a picture and the computer transforms your face to what you might look like in 20 years or so, I didint try it because I dont like that science it trying to make everything logical and right towards death and life even faith.

Maybe its just me but I can not stand these types of things.

[BC_MoM]

Well, that's cool. It's your opinion and you can freely express it. :)
I don't believe these things (but the aging thing, a bit), but I think they're fun to do.

[momoffuzzyfaces]

I'm supposed to croak when I'm 77 of a heart attack!!!

Oh, great another 22 years to suffer with my arthritis !!! ;)

[critter crazy]

Hmm.....I will die in the year 2053 at the age of 75 of a heart attack!

[krazyaboutkatz]

It says that I will die in May 2045 at age 82 from a heart attack. Heart problems do run in my family. I have more health and vitality than the average woman and I've already lived 53% of my life. I have 14115.7 days left on earth.

Why I Die?
56% heart attack
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

[caseysmom]

i have only 9 more days to live:( :( :(
lmao yeah right


I just noticed that this user's last post was 9 days after this???????

[Tralee]

July 2067
at age 80


- probable cause -


cancer


YOU DIE: 79.8 years
AVERAGE FEMALE LIFE SPAN: 77.1 years


As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average woman.

[buttercup132]

I just noticed that this user's last post was 9 days after this???????:eek: CREEPY!!!!!!! How scary. Maybe (hopefully) thats just a fluke.


September 2068
age 81
cancer
You have 22633.3 days left on this earth
Youve already lived 24% of your life.

[BC_MoM]

I just noticed that this user's last post was 9 days after this???????

That's freaky! lol

[Crazy-Cat-Lover]

Apparently I will die in May 2069 at the age of 84!

You have 22889.0 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 25% of your life.

:p

[cyber-sibes]

Hmmmm, says I'll live till 74 & die of cancer. It's 78% over for me. Was just at the cemetery yesterday - my dad died at 59, my mom died at 71, so I guess I'll be around longer than they were. But I wanted to die before 70 because my life ins. payoff drops radically when I hit 70! I won't have anything to leave to my kids! Guess I should open a savings account...

[moosmom]

That had to be THE dumbest test I have ever taken!! I should've been dead in April, 2004 at the age of 71. :confused: :confused:

And some of those questions were ridiculous.

[Pembroke_Corgi]

Ok, rather creepy, but I did get a good result! I do have a pretty healthy family though.

I'm going to die at age 87 of old age...doesn't sound bad. I hope I live that long!

YOU DIE: 87.3 years
WHY YOU DIE?
56% old age
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

You have 23327.0 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 27% of your life.

[Pawsitive Thinking]

I will go in February 2041 probably from a heart attack at the grand old age of 76!!

Get out your bestest disco gear for March of that year because I'm going through those curtains to Abba's Dancing Queen :D

[Karen]

I just noticed that this user's last post was 9 days after this???????

Last post, yes, but her last Log-in was more than 6 months later. She was pulling our collective leg.

[caseysmom]

Last post, yes, but her last Log-in was more than 6 months later. She was pulling our collective leg.


Oh hehe thats good I never saw that.

[cmayer31]

Not that I belive this, but had to check.

According to our research, you'll be dead by

May 2064
at age 83

- probable cause -
heart attack

YOU DIE: 82.7 years
AVERAGE MALE LIFE SPAN: 72.5 years

WHY YOU DIE?
56% heart attack
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

You have 21058.3 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 30% of your life.

[jackie]

According to our research, you'll be dead by

February 2054
at age 72

[mugsy]

June 2040 at age 79 of cancer...

I've lived 57% of my life....we shall see!! ;)

[Twisterdog]

"According to our research, you'll be dead by

June 2057
at age 89


- probable cause -
old age


YOU DIE: 88.9 years


AVERAGE FEMALE LIFE SPAN: 77.1 years


As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average woman.

WHY YOU DIE?
56% old age
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

You have 18510.3 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 43% of your life."


I can handle that. :)

[slick]

For curiosity sake, I took it again since I'm a cancer survivor.

Dead: Sept 2043 - age 91
Cause: Cancer

You have 13496.2 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 59% of your life.

I'm happy with that.... :)