bluekat
01-19-2005, 02:43 PM
I got this from an email from my friend..its so funny. Isn't it the truth though?:D;) Lmao
Men are like .......Laxatives . They irritate the shit out of you.
Men are like ....... Vacations . They never seem to be long enough.
Men are like . Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
Men are like ....... Blenders . You need One, but you're not quite
sure why.
Men are like . Chocolate Bars ...... Sweet, smooth, &they usually
head right
for your hips.
Men are like . Commercials . You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like ....... Department Stores ...... Their clothes are
always 1/2
off.
Men are like . Government Bonds ...... They take soooooooo long to mature.
Men are like . Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of
emotion.
Men are like . Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little
while.
Men are like . Snowstorms ...... You never know when they're
coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
Men are like ....... Lava Lamps ...... Fun to look at, but not very
bright.
Men are like ....... Parking Spots ........ All the good ones are
taken, the
rest are handicapped.
:p Hehe
Men are like .......Laxatives . They irritate the shit out of you.
Men are like ....... Vacations . They never seem to be long enough.
Men are like . Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
Men are like ....... Blenders . You need One, but you're not quite
sure why.
Men are like . Chocolate Bars ...... Sweet, smooth, &they usually
head right
for your hips.
Men are like . Commercials . You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like ....... Department Stores ...... Their clothes are
always 1/2
off.
Men are like . Government Bonds ...... They take soooooooo long to mature.
Men are like . Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of
emotion.
Men are like . Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little
while.
Men are like . Snowstorms ...... You never know when they're
coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
Men are like ....... Lava Lamps ...... Fun to look at, but not very
bright.
Men are like ....... Parking Spots ........ All the good ones are
taken, the
rest are handicapped.
:p Hehe