RICHARD
01-18-2005, 12:02 PM
Attempting a spring cleaning I moved some stuff around...DVDs, books and some cat toys....
I jumped into bed and the Edster jumped up onto his nightly perch. I look over and am treated to a crouching cat rear.
A few seconds later a face appears above a plastic bag of catnip.
A box containing two bags of nip was placed next to the tiger's lair!!!!
Oh,oh........After a few seconds of vicious head shaking, something I had never seen the Zen Master do before, the bag shoots across the room, behind the chair.
Hmmmmmmm, that was funny.:rolleyes:
At six o'clock this morning the second bag of catnip is being stalked..........I awaken to the soft cries of a cat attempting to move into position to grab the second bag...
Slowly, as only a student of the martial arts could, he steps onto the box with the DVDs, sending them to the floor in a clatter.
Zen Master Ed lands on his feet, looking at me...
Sensei? A little help here?
I get up, look down and face up is the movie Crouching Tiger.....
I toss him the second bag, pick up the movies and crawl back into bed, listening to the sounds of a plastic bag, being punctured by tiny Ninja teeth.....
Crinkle crinkle crinkle..crinkle crinkle crinkle.....
Twenty minutes later the cries of a nipped out cat awaken me from my slumber.
Since a cat cannot be calibrated to the atomic clock in Colorado, I guess it's about every five minutes....
When the REAL ALARM clock goes off I feel refreshed and ready to take on the day.
I have now realized that hiding the catnip from the cat is not the way things should be....
There should be a yin to the yang, a balance between the elements, a state of Zen needs to be attained-
Cat nip should not be doled out in small portions..
GIVE THE WHOLE FREAKING BAG TO THE CAT-
That way you don't have to pick up DVDs, Listen to plastic bags and put up with nipped out crying cats so early in the morning.
I wonder if Confucious had cats?
I jumped into bed and the Edster jumped up onto his nightly perch. I look over and am treated to a crouching cat rear.
A few seconds later a face appears above a plastic bag of catnip.
A box containing two bags of nip was placed next to the tiger's lair!!!!
Oh,oh........After a few seconds of vicious head shaking, something I had never seen the Zen Master do before, the bag shoots across the room, behind the chair.
Hmmmmmmm, that was funny.:rolleyes:
At six o'clock this morning the second bag of catnip is being stalked..........I awaken to the soft cries of a cat attempting to move into position to grab the second bag...
Slowly, as only a student of the martial arts could, he steps onto the box with the DVDs, sending them to the floor in a clatter.
Zen Master Ed lands on his feet, looking at me...
Sensei? A little help here?
I get up, look down and face up is the movie Crouching Tiger.....
I toss him the second bag, pick up the movies and crawl back into bed, listening to the sounds of a plastic bag, being punctured by tiny Ninja teeth.....
Crinkle crinkle crinkle..crinkle crinkle crinkle.....
Twenty minutes later the cries of a nipped out cat awaken me from my slumber.
Since a cat cannot be calibrated to the atomic clock in Colorado, I guess it's about every five minutes....
When the REAL ALARM clock goes off I feel refreshed and ready to take on the day.
I have now realized that hiding the catnip from the cat is not the way things should be....
There should be a yin to the yang, a balance between the elements, a state of Zen needs to be attained-
Cat nip should not be doled out in small portions..
GIVE THE WHOLE FREAKING BAG TO THE CAT-
That way you don't have to pick up DVDs, Listen to plastic bags and put up with nipped out crying cats so early in the morning.
I wonder if Confucious had cats?