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CalliesMom
01-16-2005, 01:04 PM
PROOF: CALLIE IS NAWTEE

The culprit: Though she may look innocent, don't let that look fool you. CALLIE is nawtee through and through.

"What meowmie? I am innocent!!"

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid154/pc65a0ef4e25376a4b9cbe0a497dcebbc/f5733675.jpg

The victims: Her siblings who are stuck with her tormenting them day in and day out

"I'm so ashamed to call her my sister. She's not the cat I knew growing up."

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid154/p8f9ee9308e738f79719fe33184c7122e/f57336c8.jpg

"I don't understand what this world is coming to!!"

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid154/pebb783236cef75fb15c695ff3b3a7851/f57336ef.jpg

The scene: Meowmie's office

It was a nice afternoon, Sunday January 16th? 2005, when Meowmie and Shadow were enjoying each other's company while Meowmie was on the computer. Meowmie looks down and what does she see...uh huh. Kitty butt.

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid154/p2cf6f7e2cdac47e1c73111ac5437daa5/f57336e5.jpg

Whisper, the investigator, snoozles in to see what is the matter with his orange sibling.

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid154/p00cd5d953972d14af1ec08e112445ee2/f57336d4.jpg

CalliesMom
01-16-2005, 01:09 PM
AND THEN, A BLITZ ATTACK. The horror of it all was that no one saw it coming. Poor Shadow!!

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid154/pa4aaf6f07f61c693958d4c3a7d567c4e/f57336ba.jpg
Meowmie could not capture the carnage in time. All that was seen was this orange body.

Whisper following the story checks on his sister again.

"We heard it was an orangie. Did you do it?"

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid154/paabb019a8912513803bf114e99d08a19/f5733696.jpg

AND THEN SHE DID IT AGAIN. With eyewitnesses to the crime that had cameras!!

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid154/pa39ecb92b66b2194e9bebb24c4c282ba/f57336a3.jpg

All were left in shock at the atrocity.

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid154/pb971337fd421cf85539fb2b429ab1acd/f5733680.jpg
"Why Meowmie Why? Why did she do it?"

Barbara
01-16-2005, 01:24 PM
I only can see Whisper attacking Callie?

Are you sure Callie is the culprit?

Barbara, friend of nawteekitties:D

CalliesMom
01-16-2005, 01:44 PM
LOL Barbara. Believe me, Callie was being nawtee with a capital N. Whispy was simply defending himself ;)

AT LEAST, that was what he said.

kimlovescats
01-16-2005, 03:48 PM
Oh, I don't know ... I think this case should be referred to A & P (Allen and Pouncer) Investigators! It sounds very likely that this could have been another job of the much feared, Dudley the Duck!!!:eek:

catcrazylady
01-16-2005, 05:25 PM
Oh Ms. Callie were you doing that famous "Attack from under the blanket"? It looks like Whisper may have gotten the upper paw after that attack.;) I've seen a few kitties pull that routine around here and you all do the same thing. You forget to pull your tail in so nobody knows you're there!!! Silly kitties!!:D :D :D

catmandu
01-17-2005, 09:13 AM
Callie,is not a Bad Cat,at all,she is just making sure,that Whipsper,gets his exercise,and doent become a Kitty Potato.

Maya & Inka's mommy
01-17-2005, 09:32 AM
Oops, looks a bit like a cat-war-zone ....;) :)

catnapper
01-17-2005, 09:38 AM
A&P Investigations has agreed to take on the case pro-bono since it does seem the pictures tell another story. They fear that Dudley has been too quiiet for too long that he might have been regrouping and recruiting new ducks to help set up kitties.

Callie, I believe you were innocent!

CalliesMom
01-17-2005, 12:56 PM
LOL Catnapper...good luck. I wish you the very best as I still believe Callie was the culprit. She's too nawtee about EVERYTHING.