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aly
06-02-2001, 04:01 AM
Pets, when asked to change the light bulb...

AFGHAN: Light bulb? What light bulb?

GOLDEN RETRIEVER: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our lives ahead of us, and you're worrying about a burned out light bulb?

BORDER COLLIE: Right away. And I'll also replace any wiring that's not up to code.

DACHSHUND: I can't reach the stupid lamp!

TOY POODLE: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it.

ROTTWEILLER: Go ahead! Make me!

SHIH TZU: Pul-leeze, dahling. I have servants for that kind of thing.

LAB: Oh, me, me!! Pleeeasze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Please?

MALAMUTE: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

COCKER SPANIEL: Why change it? I can still pee in the dark.

DOBERMAN PINSCHER: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

MASTIFF: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

HOUND DOG: Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z

CHIHUAHUA: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

POINTER: I see it. There it is. Right there.

GREYHOUND: It isn't moving. Who cares?

AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD: Put all the light bulbs in a little circle.

BEAGLE: Light bulb? That thing I ate was a light bulb?

SIBERIAN HUSKY: Light bulb? I ate the light bulb, and the lamp,and the coffee table, and the carpet under the coffee table, and...

CAT: Yawn. Who cares? I don't need the light to see.

alexnell
06-02-2001, 07:40 AM
Aussie Shepherd--LOL!

I used to have a little mixed breed dog who herded everything.

Keep the fun stuff coming!

Pam
06-02-2001, 08:18 AM
These are terrific!! I especially liked the cat's reply! http://PetoftheDay.com/talk/biggrin.gif http://PetoftheDay.com/talk/biggrin.gif http://PetoftheDay.com/talk/biggrin.gif

Logan
06-02-2001, 09:59 AM
Ha ha!!! That is great and so "right on the money"!!!! I can just see that lab!!!
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ilovehounds
06-02-2001, 11:12 AM
Ha.. ha.. that is so funny and so true http://PetoftheDay.com/talk/smile.gif

Copper my hound is always sleeping and Hannah my beagle will eat just about anything she can get before I take it away http://PetoftheDay.com/talk/smile.gif

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sloth
06-08-2001, 11:48 AM
Ha HA HA

did you make that up yourself

sammi
06-08-2001, 12:30 PM
Thanks for the good laugh!!

Stenograsaurus
06-08-2001, 01:59 PM
So funny and so true. And, boy, the Husky sure does describe my Dakota.

boxerluver
06-08-2001, 04:14 PM
That was great!! Especially the one about the cocker spaniel!!

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Daisy's Mom
06-08-2001, 09:30 PM
LOL oh so true about hounds!

crow_noir
06-08-2001, 10:09 PM
This is great!

tatsxxx11
06-11-2001, 03:24 PM
Aly that is too funny, and SO right on! Of course I immediately recognized the lab and husky!! All of them were perfect!!! http://PetoftheDay.com/talk/biggrin.gif

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