RICHARD
12-03-2004, 11:59 AM
Why do people buy SUVs to keep their kids safe, then let them
stand in between the front seats???
How fast can a six year old face break the monitor on your GPS system??
And what is that red arrow in the turn signal???
A warning to me or a reminder that you have been driving for the last 10 miles with it on???
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Since steroid use is against the law for regular people, why do athletes get a pass?
So you can't take steroids and play sports????
Then why do I have to work with people hyped up on that 'performance enhancing drug', caffeine???
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Don't be a jerk 11 months out of the year and for December get a smile on your face and wish me "seasons greetings"..
I'd rather see you pleasant for the rest of the year than having you pretend to be nice for 31 days....
On second thought, send me a card and leave me alone!;)
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Why do you have to buy your signifigant other a diamond for Christmas?
The diamond companies used to tell you that the perfect diamond purchase should be worth two months of your salary...
Does that mean that I don't eat for two months???
That won't look good on the sign...
"I bought a diamond, Will work for food."
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And Finally.......
There are the stories where parents are upset that children are being told that Santa Claus is not real...
These are the same parents who refuse to talk to their children about sex, drugs and rock and roll...
But there is a tooth fairy, Easter Bunny and pro athletes who are role models......
Put a fork in me-I'm done!
stand in between the front seats???
How fast can a six year old face break the monitor on your GPS system??
And what is that red arrow in the turn signal???
A warning to me or a reminder that you have been driving for the last 10 miles with it on???
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Since steroid use is against the law for regular people, why do athletes get a pass?
So you can't take steroids and play sports????
Then why do I have to work with people hyped up on that 'performance enhancing drug', caffeine???
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Don't be a jerk 11 months out of the year and for December get a smile on your face and wish me "seasons greetings"..
I'd rather see you pleasant for the rest of the year than having you pretend to be nice for 31 days....
On second thought, send me a card and leave me alone!;)
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Why do you have to buy your signifigant other a diamond for Christmas?
The diamond companies used to tell you that the perfect diamond purchase should be worth two months of your salary...
Does that mean that I don't eat for two months???
That won't look good on the sign...
"I bought a diamond, Will work for food."
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And Finally.......
There are the stories where parents are upset that children are being told that Santa Claus is not real...
These are the same parents who refuse to talk to their children about sex, drugs and rock and roll...
But there is a tooth fairy, Easter Bunny and pro athletes who are role models......
Put a fork in me-I'm done!