Every single one is PERFECT!

[gini]

Cat haiku (17 syllables, three lines):



The food in my bowl
Is old, and more to the point
Contains no tuna.
----
So you want to play.
Will I claw at dancing string?
Your ankle's closer.
----
There's no dignity
In being sick - which is why
I don't tell you where.
----
Seeking solitude
I am locked in the closet.
For once I need you.
----
Tiny can, dumped in
Plastic bowl. Presentation,
One star; service: none.
----
Am I in your way?
You seem to have it backwards:
This pillow's taken.
----
Your mouth is moving;
Up and down, emitting noise.
I've lost interest.
----
The dog wags his tail,
Seeking approval. See mine?
Different message.
----
My brain: walnut-sized.
Yours: largest among primates.
Yet, who leaves for work?
----
Most problems can be
Ignored. The more difficult
Ones can be slept through.
----
My affection is conditional.
Don't stand up,
It's your lap I love.
----
Cats can't steal the breath
Of children. But if my tail's
Pulled again, I'll learn.
----
I don't mind being
Teased, any more than you mind
A skin graft or two.
----
So you call this thing
Your "cat carrier." I call
These my "blades of death."
----
Toy mice, dancing yarn
Meowing sounds. I'm convinced:
You're an idiot.

[AmberLee]

ROTFLOL!!! :D :D :D

[sirrahbed]

Wow, I am impressed :eek:

[catnapper]

Am I in your way?
You seem to have it backwards:
This pillow's taken.


:D :D :D This one is quite common around here. Scary thing is that hubby doesn't even argue it: he simply accepts it as truth. :D

[trayi52]

:D :D :D

[gini]

I went to visit a friend who has her daughter visiting her.

The daughter had brought her cat - and the cat was sleeping on one of the main chairs in the living room area. All of the other seats were taken.

My friend brought me a dining room chair to sit on.

I never thought twice about it. Made perfect sense to me - I would never disturb a sleeping cat and obviously she wasn't going to either. Aren't we all funny?

[slick]

Originally posted by gini
I went to visit a friend who has her daughter visiting her.

The daughter had brought her cat - and the cat was sleeping on one of the main chairs in the living room area. All of the other seats were taken.

My friend brought me a dining room chair to sit on.

I never thought twice about it. Made perfect sense to me - I would never disturb a sleeping cat and obviously she wasn't going to either. Aren't we all funny?

:D :D :D I true cat lover indeed! I would have done the same thing.

[Edwina's Secretary]

I can't pick a favorite....they are all too funny and too true!

[lizzielou742]

ROTFLOL!!! Those are great! :D

Toy mice, dancing yarn
Meowing sounds. I'm convinced:
You're an idiot.

That's my favorite! :)

[catmandu]

You,are poetic,and that is going,into my Meow Mail,now!!!!

[lady_zana]

I wrote a two pages of a paper one time standing up because Weezie was sleeping in the computer chair. I would never disturb her but I will admit, I'm glad she got up. The paper had to be six pages long!

[Killearn Kitties]

These are EXCELLENT. Someone knows cats very well. :D

[mina'smomma]

Seeking solitude
I am locked in the closet.
For once I need you.
[/B][/QUOTE]

This is common around my house. Last Friday poor Mina was shut in the bedroom closet from the time my fiance left at 3 until I got back from class at 9. Poor dear.

[QueenScoopalot]

:D :D :D I love them!! :D :D :D