Shelteez2
11-08-2004, 06:59 PM
Things I wish my dogs would remember...
* I will not play tug-of-war with Mom's underwear when she's on the toilet.
* The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.
* I will not roll my toys behind the fridge.
* I must shake the rainwater out of my fur BEFORE entering the house.
* I will not eat the cats' food, before or after they eat it.
* I will stop trying to find the few remaining pieces of clean carpet in the house when I am about to throw up.
* I will not throw up in the car.
* I will not lick my human's face after eating animal poop.
* Kitty box crunchies are not food.
* I will not eat any more socks and then redeposit them in the backyard after processing.
* I will not chew my human's toothbrush and not tell them.
* When in the car, I will not insist on having the window rolled down when it's raining outside.
* I will not steal my Mom's underwear and dance all over the back yard with it.
* The sofa is not a face towel. Neither is Mom's lap.
* My head does not belong in the refrigerator.
* I will not play tug-of-war with Mom's underwear when she's on the toilet.
* The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.
* I will not roll my toys behind the fridge.
* I must shake the rainwater out of my fur BEFORE entering the house.
* I will not eat the cats' food, before or after they eat it.
* I will stop trying to find the few remaining pieces of clean carpet in the house when I am about to throw up.
* I will not throw up in the car.
* I will not lick my human's face after eating animal poop.
* Kitty box crunchies are not food.
* I will not eat any more socks and then redeposit them in the backyard after processing.
* I will not chew my human's toothbrush and not tell them.
* When in the car, I will not insist on having the window rolled down when it's raining outside.
* I will not steal my Mom's underwear and dance all over the back yard with it.
* The sofa is not a face towel. Neither is Mom's lap.
* My head does not belong in the refrigerator.